拉森夫人？ Mrs Larson?
他，嗯… It...
不会有很长时间了，拉森夫人。 It won't be much longer, Mrs Larson.
那么，现在他很痛苦吗？ Well, is he in a lot of pain?
不，不，不，你丈夫不会有什么痛苦。 No. No, no. There will be no more pain for your husband.
他已经注射了大量的镇静剂。 He's heavily sedated.
好的，我现在想带孩子进去。 OK. I think I'm gonna go send little Hal in now.
别，别，别，我认为这不合适。 No. No, no. I don't think that's such a good idea.
由于用了太多的止痛药，嗯… With all the painkillers,
他已经不是太清醒了。 the reverend's not exactly himself.
但我的孩子有权利去跟他父亲道别。 Look, I think my boy has a right to say goodbye to his father.
我的意思是 他的父亲对他而言意味着一切。 I mean, the man means everything in the world to him.
好吧…随你了。 Well, your call.
护士？ Nurse?
是的，拉森牧师？ Yes, Reverend Larson?
- 你见到那个牛仔了吗？ - 牛仔？ - Did you see the cowboy? - The cowboy?
那个在布丁镇给我响币的牛仔？ The cowboy who gave me the singing nickel in Pudding Town?
好的，我想是调低吗啡点滴速度的时候了。 OK. I think it's time to turn down the morphine drip.
拉森牧师，你的儿子在这。 Reverend Larson, your son is here.
好的，让他进来。 OK, sure. Send her in.
女士们？让他们单独呆会儿。 Ladies? A little privacy.
（喘咳声）
爸爸？ Dad?
是我，爸爸，哈尔 It's me, Dad. Hal.
哦。
很高兴你在这儿，老兄。 有点事要对你说。 Glad you're here, kiddo. Got a few things to tell ya.
首先，我要你发誓不论以后你干什么， First, I want you to promise that no matter what you do in life,
你都不能满足于平均水平。 you will never ever settle for average.
是的，先生。 Yes, sir.
第二，不要满足于老一套的习俗 Second, don't be satisfied with routine poontang.
嗯哼？
不要像我这样。 Don't do what I did.
我为爱而结婚， 你的妈妈贝蒂却成了我的恶梦。 I married for love, and your mother Betty has been a nightmare.
但是，爸爸，妈妈的名字叫玛利安 But, Dad, Mom's name is Marian.
听我说，这是我给你的金玉良言。 Listen to me. I'm giving you pearls here.
第三，为自己找一个… And third, find yourself
一流的美女… a classic beauty
有着完美臀部…丰满的胸脯。 with a perfect can, and great totties.
那样会让你在上帝那儿找个好位子。 都写在这里面了。 That will put you in good stead with the Lord. It's all in here.
好的，爸爸。 Yes, sir.
炙热的青春时光就是一切 Hot young tail's what it's all about.
炙热的…青…春时光 Hot young tail.
我会让你自豪的，爸爸。 I'll make you proud, Papa.
(# "Members Only" by Sheryl Crow)
# 拉里叔叔再次迷上了冰 # Uncle Larry's hooked on ice again
# 他似乎停留在了 80 年代 # He seems to be stuck in the '80s
# 他穿着会员制夹克 # He wears his Members Only jacket
# 因为他认为这会让所有女士们兴奋 # Cos he thinks it turns on all the ladies
# 所有的白人都在摇屁股 # And all the white folks shake their asses
# 寻找二和四 # Looking for the two and four
# 我要一杯马提尼酒 # I'll have mine in martini glasses
#因为我不能再忍受了 # Cos I can't take it any more
# 这些是空厨房的日子 # These are the days of empty kitchens
# Mary Ellen 发型的兴衰... # The rise and fall of Mary Ellen's hairdo...
蠢驴，你听不见我在那边喊吗？ Jackass, can you not hear me down there?
我不想和你再有什么了，你这头肥猪。 I don't want anything to do with you, you little warthog.
是你让我昏了头。 You had me at "Get lost."
- 怎么样？摩里西奥？ - 嗨，哈尔 - What's up, Mauricio? - Hey, Hal.
- 今晚怎么这么多人？ - 是啊，我被撞了许多次。 - How's the crowd tonight? - Good. I got a few bites.
- 要喝点吗？ - 我很乐意。 - Can I get you a drink? - I won't say no to that.
两份啤酒。 Two beers.
- 两份生啤？ - 两份生啤。 - Two Buds? - Two Buds.
我没想到你会在这。 你的新女友罗妮呢？ So, I didn't expect to see you here. Where's your new girl Loni?
- 琳蒂 - 琳蒂 - Lindy. - Lindy.
- 她，唔… - (男招待) 这是你们的。 - She's... - There you go.
实际上，我没有告诉她，今晚我出来。 Actually, I didn't tell her I was goin' out tonight.
为什么不呢？你们俩还好吗？ Why not? Things OK with you guys?
是的，简直是太好了。如果你明白我说的。 Yeah, a little too OK, if you know what I'm talkin' about.
- 这是什么意思？ - 这世上事情变化太快。 - What does that mean? - Things are going in the shitter real quick.
哦,非常抱歉。 她为什么甩了你？ Jeez, I'm sorry to hear that. Why is she dumping you?
-她没有，是我甩了她。 -你甩了罗妮？ - She's not. I'm dumping her. - You're dumping Loni?
- 琳蒂 -什么，你疯了吗？琳蒂这么艳丽夺目。 - Lindy. - What, are you crazy? Lindy's gorgeous.
表面上是，但当你熟知她后 就是另外一回事了。 On the surface, but when you get to know her better, there's a whole other story goin' on.
是吗？怎么回事？ Yeah? How goes that?
我们坐在那儿 她就赤着…脚躺在睡椅上。 We're sitting there, you know, and she's got her bare feet up on the couch,
于是，我注意到她的第二个脚趾比大脚趾 足足长了半个英寸。 and I notice that her second toe is, like, half an inch longer than her big toe.
- 就这样吗？你们就为这分手吗？ - 嘿，我又不需要那该死的杂技演员。 - That's it? You're breaking up over that? - Hey, I don't need that circus shit.
好吧，那她可以把那个脚趾锉掉 或怎么弄弄？ Well, couldn't she get the toe filed down or something?
什么？那我不是和一个小肿结约会吗？ What, then I'm dating a nub?
我现在开始认为我们是倒霉蛋。 I'm starting to think we're jinxed here.
- 是说你自己，我的朋友。 - 什么，你提升了？ - Speak for yourself, my friend. - What, you got the promotion?
到明天才知道呢， 但猜猜谁现在正式跟吉儿外出了？ I don't hear till tomorrow, but guess who is now officially going out with Jill.
你的邻居吉儿？你和吉儿，你的邻居， 出去约会？ Jill? Your neighbour Jill? You're going out with Jill, your neighbour?
确切的说，是她还不讨厌我。 And she doesn't exactly hate me.
别胡扯了！ Get out!
你是世界上最幸运的男人。 那你在这干嘛？ You are the luckiest man on the planet. So what are you doing here?
她要服务到11点，我得走了。 She's hostessing until 11. I better get going.
我得在她回家的路上截住她 邀她喝一杯。 I'm gonna try to catch her on the way home, see if she wants to get a drink.
如果知道是你，决不让她住进去。 If I know you, that's not all she'll be gettin'.
再见。 See you later.
- 我说不。 - 不？为什么不？ - I said no. - No? Why not?
我不想和你喝酒，我要回家 还不明白吗？ I don't wanna have a drink with you. I wanna go home. Is that so hard to understand?
- 怎么了？你疯了吗？ - 不，我没有疯。我只是… - What's goin' on? Are you mad? - No, I'm not mad. I just...
继续，说下去。你要怎样？ 不管发生了什么，我们都能把它解决。 Go on, say it. You know what? No matter what it is, we're gonna work it out.
哈尔，我没有被你吸引。 Hal, I'm not attracted to you.
那又怎样？你认为大家出去都是因为 相互吸引吗？现实点吧。 So what? You think everyone who goes out is attracted to each other? Get real.
人们应该一开始就相互吸引。 They're attracted to each other in the beginning.
哦，听起来像一大堆新时代的傻话。 Oh, come on. That sounds like a bunch of New Age hooey.
也许对一些人是这样 在一开始有那么一点火花。 Maybe for some people there's a little spark in the beginning,
但是对大多数人来说， 吸引的部分是在以后才出现的，呜噢！ but for most, the attraction part happens way later. Whoa!
什么？是那样吗？我们是分手吗？ What? That's it? Just like that, we're breaking up?
是的，我们没有出去过 我们仅只有一次约会。 Well, we were never going out. We just had one date.
嗨，别这样，让我们在一起呆上五天。 Come on. Hey, let's stay together five days. That's all I need.
- 你为什么要5天呢？ - 明天我就要升职了。 - Why do you need five days? - Tomorrow I'm finally getting my promotion.
会有聚会，宴会之类的应酬。我需要你。 There's gonna be parties, dinners, this, that. I need you now.
哈尔，你会很忙，甚至不会想起我的 Hal, you're gonna be so busy, you won't even think about me.
我怎么会不想你呢？你就主在我隔壁 How am I not gonna think about you? You live right across the hall.
我不知道，哈尔。 也许…也许你应该考虑搬家。 I don't know, Hal. Maybe you should think about moving.
哈尔，我们已经做出了 关于那个批发商职位的决定。 Hal, we've made a decision regarding that wholesaler position.
是的！是时候了，戴夫 Yes! It's about time, Dave.
我们决定和那个从梅里尔来的女孩合作。 We decided to go with the gal from Merrill.
她有一个被验证过的实体 一个大的生产商。 She's a proven entity. A big producer.
我很抱歉，先生。不，他是… - I'm sorry, man. - No, it's...
这个女孩有一个被验证过的实体， 你还能怎么做呢？ The gal's a proven entity. What the heck you gonna do?
- 哈尔,我很抱歉。 - 是的，谢谢。 - Hal, I'm so sorry. - Yeah, thanks.
你应该得到的。你最该得到 不，我不值。 - You should have gotten it. You deserved it. - No, I didn't.
我并不能让他们不得不给我提升或降职。 I didn't put them in a position where they had to promote me or lose me.
这是一个好的教训， 要使自己成为必不可少的，那才是关键。 It's a good lesson. Make yourself indispensable, that's the key.
还有更糟的事，吉儿昨晚甩了我。 And to make matters worse, Jill dumped me last night.
甩了你？难道你非得出去接受被甩？ Dumped you? Don't you have to be going out to get dumped?
- 这是什么意思？ - 我只是认为那只是更多的… - What does that mean? - Well, I just thought it was more of a...
总之，你为什么那么在意？ 吉儿不适合你，你也知道。 Anyway, why do you care so much? Jill wasn't right for you and you know it.
你怎么那么说？她那么完美。 How can you say that? She was perfect.
你打算什么时候才得到她？ 他们只不过是好的外形组合。 When are you gonna get it? They're just well-formed molecules.
顺便提一句，甚至她的胸都是假的。 And by the way, her tits weren't even real.
好啊，这正适合我。 Well, I could squeeze 'em. That's real enough for me.
哈尔,我不明白为什么像你这样 Hal, I don't understand how a guy
一个潇洒，忠实，而又慷慨的小伙子 有这么大的一个缺陷。 who's as nice and loyal and generous as you could have such a huge flaw.
你是说什么？ What are you talking about?
这应该不会发生在你的身上， 以外貌来取舍女孩也许不是最好的办法。 It never occurred to you that picking girls on their looks may not be the best way?
你以为我会对有如此高的标准而抱歉吗？ Am I supposed to apologise for having high standards?
- 高标准？在五年里，我熟知你， 你所追求的每个女人… High standards? In the five years I've known you, every woman -
应该说是女孩，都不是属于你该要的。 I should say girl - you've gone after has been completely out of your league.
- 那是什么意思？ - 她没什么意思。 - What's that supposed to mean? - She doesn't mean anything by it.
她只是说你不是那么英俊。 She's just saying you're not that good-looking.
噢！我还以为她在暗示什么真正的意义呢。 Oh! I thought she was implying something really mean.
不。 No.
嗨，是你，你是电视里的那个催眠师。 Hey, it's you. You're the TV guru guy.
- 很高兴见到你。 - 是的！噢，是你！ - Yes, Tony Robbins. Pleased to meet you. - Yeah! Oh, man!
那么，哇！你给过一些名人建议。 So, wow! You gave advice to whatchamacallit.
- 克林顿总理？曼德拉？ - 不，不，不。 - President Clinton? Mandela? - No, no, no.
- 戈尔巴乔夫？ - 不，不，帕米拉·安德森 - Gorbachev? - No, no. Pamela Anderson.
是吗？哈！再来握握手。 Right? Yeah! Give me another handshake.
哇！看这双大手！ 像抓着一大捆香蕉似的。 Wow! Man, look at those mitts! It's like grabbing a bunch of bananas.
还有那双脚，有多大？ And those dogs. How big are those?
- 16码，朋友。 - 哦，天啊！ - Size 16, buddy. - Holy cannoli.
- 那你一定很受女士的欢迎。 - 只有一个。 - So you must do pretty good with the ladies. - Just one.
- 真的吗？ - 是的。 - Really? - Yeah.
（吃吃地笑）
看来她定是很富激情的！ She sounds hot!
- 是一个令人惊异的女子。 - 我打赌是。 - She is an amazing lady. - I bet.
- 那么，你在我们这干什么？ - 我们在这开一个研讨会。 - So, what are you doin' in my town? - We're doing a seminar here.
我帮助人们处理一些生活中的挑战， 使他们获得尊严和勇气。 I help people to deal with the challenges in life with more dignity and courage.
那正是我的问题，勇气，我正试图… That's my deal, is the courage. I try to...
坚持一会，朋友，坚持住。 电梯停了。真怪。 Hang on a second. Buddy, hang on. The elevatorjust stopped. That's weird.
- 噢，你，那么我们…？ - 坚持住。 - Man, yeah. So what do we...? - Hang on.
- 你还好吗？我还好。 - 你呢？ - Are you OK? I'm fine. - You OK?
是的，是的，只是有点头昏。 Yeah, yeah. It's just I feel a little light-headed.
然后她甩了我。直截了当，突然断绝往来， 甚至没有一点客气而言。 Then she dumped me. Flat out. Without even the courtesy of a severance pop.
- 突然断绝？ - 你知道，只有一个结果… - A severance pop? - You know, one last...
别太在意。美女经常会让你这样子的。 To ease the pain. The nice ones'll sometimes throw you that.
听起来，好像你已有一些奇怪的关系。 It sounds like you've had some odd relationships.
是的，你瞧，问题是我有一点吹毛求疵。 Yeah. See, the problem is I'm kinda picky.
- 什么意思，“吹毛求疵”？ - 好吧，例如，我喜欢很青春的。 - What do you mean, "picky"? - Well, for instance, I like 'em real young.
就像，你见过宝琳娜 在她第一本《体育画报》中的造型吗？ Like, did you ever see Paulina in her first Sports Illustrated layout?
- 你在寻找一个像年轻的宝琳娜的那种类型吗？ - 那张脸，并有光彩。 - You're looking for a young Paulina type? - That face, but with better headlights.
你知道后来她的脸变得灰暗了。 You know how hers have kind of dimmed lately?
海蒂·克拉姆的臀围，还有她的牙齿。 Heidi Klum's beams would do. And her teeth.
或者那个小甜甜布兰妮女孩。有很大的胸。 Or that Britney Spears girl. She's got great knockers.
但她肌肉太少。 But she's a tad muscular.
实际上，你知道吗？她的臀部也很好， 如果她有好的下巴。 Actually, you know what? Her ass would do, too, if she had a better grille.
像米歇尔·菲弗的抹了润滑油的后背 Like Michelle Pfeiffer back when she did Grease 2,
但她要比米歇尔甜美一点。 But she'd have to be a little smilier than Michelle.
像丽贝卡·罗梅恩-斯坦默斯 在碰到Stamosed的她 Like Rebecca Romijn-Stamos, before she got Stamosed.
但不是很瘦的，有的很丰满 像海蒂，但没有口音。 But not as skinny. Someone meatier, like Heidi, but without the accent.
你知道那些口音：呀－呀－呀－呀 You know those accents: yah-yah-yah-yah.
她们真老得快，你知道我说的 有些人就喜欢那样。 They really get old fast. You know what I'm saying. Someone like that.
你不认为你看女人的方式太肤浅吗？ Don't you think you're being a little bit shallow in the way you look at women?
不，我的意思是，你知道 我也愿意她有内涵 Well, no. I mean, you know, I'd like her to be into culture and shit, too.
好吧，我们来假设一下。 OK, hypothetical situation.
失去一个乳房的女朋友或 失去半个脑袋的女友，你喜欢哪种？ Which do you prefer, a girlfriend missing one breast or half a brain?
噢，难，这是个难题。 Ooh, toughie. That's a toughie.
剩下的乳房怎样？大吗？ How's the remaining breast? Is it big?
- 你和你父母的关系怎样？ - 非常好。我是说，我妈妈是个开朗的人。 - How's your relationship with your parents? - Excellent. I mean, my mom's hilarious.
她每天下午打高尔夫球。 She golfs every afternoon.
事实上，我真的不太记得我爸爸了。 他死时我才九岁，所以… Actually, I don't really remember my dad. He died when I was nine, so...
如果你九岁，你应该还记得很多。 If you were nine, you should remember a lot.
是的，但是记不得了。 Yeah, but I don't.
我妈认为我一定对这件事受到了很大的创伤。 My mom thinks I might have been a little traumatised by the whole thing.
不管怎样，我所记得的是，他很伟大。 Anyway, all I remember is, he was great.
他是个伟大的人，我真的很爱他，但… He was a great guy, and I really loved him, but...
我很难过你失去了你父亲。 嗨，听着，我知道你有一颗崇高的心。 I'm sorry you lost him. Hey, listen, I know you got a great heart.
你只是光去注意人们的外表了。 You're just fixated on the outside appearances of people.
- 哈尔·拉森，我要给你帮助。 - 真的？ - Hal Larson, I'm gonna do you a great favour. - Really?
是这样的，从现在起，不论什么时候， 你将来所遇到的人 This is how it'll work. From this moment on, whenever you meet someone in the future,
你只是看到她们的内心。 you're only gonna see what's inside them.
于是，你会作出反应，因为那样，我的朋友， 才是真正的美丽所在。 So you'll respond to that, because that, my friend, is where the true beauty lies.
好的，托尼，我想你有一点幽闭症吧。 OK, Tony, I think you're getting a little cabin fever.
等等，如果我告诉你怎样做， Hold on. What if I told you by doing this,
你会拥有世界上最美丽的女人 而且他们也会拥有你。 you could have the most beautiful women in the world and they'd want you?
- 就想你在你的研讨会上所做的那样吗？ - 不，不，这是非常特殊的。 - Is this like what you do in your seminars? - No, no, this is very special.
仅仅只在你我之间。让我们站起来， 然后我会告诉你怎么做。 This is just between you and me. Let's get up and I'll show you what to do.
现在，你看女人的方式 是从外表去评价她们。 Now, you got a pattern of looking at women and judging them by the exterior.
我们要打破这种方式 有没有这样的经历 We gotta break that pattern. So has there been a time
当你特别肤浅的看一个女人时 你觉得很好。 when you were especially shallow with a woman, where you thought you were better?
- 我一直这样。 - 一直这样。 - All the time. - All the time.
有没有这样一次特殊的经历， 你真的觉得你很肤浅的看女人呢？ Is there one specific time where you were really shallow?
- 噢，是的，我想起一次。 - 想着它。 - Oh, yeah, I got one. - Think about that.
魔鬼，出来！ Devils, come out!
- 你到底要干什么？你的大手？ - 坚持住。 - What the hell are you doin', banana hands? - Just hang on.
- 我要震动你的神经系统。 - 噢，是的，对不起。 - We gottajolt your nervous system. - Oh, yeah. I'm sorry.
这不仅仅只是说说 这就是我要你做的，只要放松一会。 It's notjust talking about it. Here's what I want you to do. Just relax for a moment.
- 我不会再那样做了。 - 我不是说“香蕉手”。 - I won't do that again. - I didn't mean the "banana hands" thing.
闭上眼睛，放松，然后我要你 想像自己在一个海滩上。 Close your eyes. Just relax. And I want you to imagine that you're on a beach.
这是个温暖的日子 太阳刚刚开始出来。 It's a warm day and the sun is just starting to set.
然后你看着一个女人的眼睛 然后感受她的心灵。 And you're looking in the eyes of a woman, and you're feeling her heart.
你看着她的灵魂。 You're seeing her soul.
你感受着她的精神。 You're feeling her spirit.
就这样，就这样。 That's it. That's it.
好极了，好极了。 Excellent. Excellent.
的士！ Taxi!
哦。
对不起，我…我以为… I'm sorry. I thought that...
不，是我的错，我没有看见你。 这是你叫的车，我搭下一部。 No, it's my fault. I didn't see you. This is your cab. I'm gonna get the next cab.
- 好的。 - 好的。 - OK. - All right.
瞧，我正好…我正好要到东边去。 Look, I'm just headed over to the East Side.
- 你想一起吗，还是…？ - 好啊！ - Do you wanna share, or...? - Yeah!
好吧，让我们一起上吧。 那么，谢谢你，太好了。 Yeah, let's take this one. So, awesome. Thank you. Terrific.
- 到哪去？ - 我到东边的购物中心， - Where to? - East Side Plaza for me, please.
一样的。 Likewise.
- 什么？ - 哦，嗯？对不起，我正好… - What? - Oh. Huh? Sorry. I just...
我的意思是，是啊，你…你真漂亮。 I mean, yeah, you're really pretty.
啊？是啊，这个城市的每个人 都这么喜欢奉承人吗？ Yeah, right. Jeez, is everybody in this city so flattering?
我看出你不是这儿的。 你从哪里来？ I figured you weren't from around here. Where you from?
- 波士顿 - 大豆城 - Boston. - Bean Town.
会奏乐的果实。 The musical fruit.
你吃得越多，你吹奏得…越响(暗指打屁)。 The more you eat, the more you toot.
那么，你到这来是拍照或什么？ So, are you here on a shoot or something?
- 拍照？ - 我的意思是，你一定是模特，对吗？ - A shoot? - I mean, you must be a model, right?
我的奶奶身体不太好， 所以我从学校休学一年照顾她。 My grandmother's not doing so well, so I took a year off from school to help her out.
哦，照顾奶奶，真好啊。 Oh. Helping granny. Cool.
- 谢谢。 - 是的。 - Thanks. - Yeah.
再见。 Bye.
很高兴搭顺风车。 So, nice catchin' up.
听着，嗯…我知道你可能认为我有点古怪， 但是，嗯… Listen, um... I know you'll probably think I'm some kind of wacko for asking, but...
什么？ What?
你还在这里时 我的意思是，你知道… Well, while you're here in town, I mean, you know...
如果你想在照顾奶奶的空隙时， 想抽空休息一会， if you ever feel like taking a break from hangin' out with your old sick granny,
我们能否… you know, we could...
- 当然，我的意思是… - 真的？ - Sure. I mean... - Really?
你开玩笑吗？是的，那是… Are you kidding? Yeah! That'd be...
我很高兴去，如果… I would absolutely love to, if...
好的，那么我想要你的电话号码， OK, yeah. I should get your number, then.
不，不，我要你的号码，因为… No, no. I'll get yours, because it would...
-你会丢了我的号码的，所以… - 哦，我知道了。 - With my luck, you'll lose mine, so... - Oh. I get it.
非常有趣，你要我的号码， 那…，不，那很好 Very funny. You got me. That was... No, that was good.
你本可以说不，但你为什么要这样呢？ 太让人不舒服了。 You could've just said no, but you went the extra mile. That was harsh.
- 我不要这样。 - 嗯… I don't need this shit.
什么？ What?
- 我…我真的想要你的电话号码。 - 哦，我很抱歉。 - I do want your number. - Oh, I'm sorry!
我不知道…不知该怎么说。 我在乱说… I don't know what... That was dumb. I was saying something...
我以为你…不介意。是的，是的。 I thought you meant... Never mind. Yes. Yes.
这是我的电话号码。这是我的电子邮件。 Here's my phone number, and here's my email.
- 电子邮件，那… - 是的，很有趣吧。 - Email. That's... - Yeah. That's funny.
- (摩里西奥) 你好？ - Mudwhistle，穿好衣服，我们出去。 - Hello? - Mudwhistle, get dressed. We're goin' out.
(# "Roy's Toy" by Jeff Beck)
那个家伙在电梯里给你免费治疗了？ This Robbins guy gave you free therapy while you were in the elevator?
是的，然后我离开了。 Yeah. And then - check this out -
他对我所做的治疗很有效， 现在我能博得女士的好感了。 he does this thing to me where he makes it so I can score better with the ladies.
那时我还认为这是个玩笑呢。 At the time I thought it was ajoke.
但今天下午，我看到的第一个美女 就对我发起了进攻。 But this afternoon, the first beautiful woman I saw went for me.
- 可能是自信的缘故。 - 是的，但不，这不一样。 - Could be coincidence. - Yeah, but no. This was different.
看上去她对我或其他什么东西很疯狂。 It was like she went crazy for me or something.
我想也许是和他交谈，增强了我的自信心， 所以我现在觉得很有信心。 I think maybe talking to him helped my confidence, cos I do feel more confident.
天啊，看谁在这。 Shit. Look who's here.
怎么回事？ 你对Walt有看法吗？ What's the matter? You have a problem with Walt?
- 你没有吗？ - 不，为什么我会有？ - You don't? - No. Why would I?
- 你不觉得有时候恶心吗？ - 恶心什么？ - Don't you just get sick of it sometimes? - Sick of what?
对这个 “我用四肢走路，我拥有整个世界。” The whole "I walk on all fours so I own the world" thing.
加上那些自欺欺人的谎言。 Plus all that phony self-deprecating crap.
天呀…行行好吧！他患过小儿麻痹证。 Jeez... Give the guy a break! He's got spina bifida!
- 他只是在用他的手在表演他能做到的。 - 是的，他来了。 - He's just playing the hand he was dealt. - Yeah. Here he comes.
- 这儿有我认识的两个铁哥们。 - 嗨，Walt,你怎么能做到的？ - There's a couple of belt buckles I recognize. - Hey, Walt. How you doin'?
我看起来像有什么要抱怨的吗？ Do I look like I have anything to complain about?
除了在意你的指节间长姆囊炎。 Not if you don't mind bunions on your knuckles.
我要去一下厕所。 I gotta go to the can.
- 嗨，朋友，很高兴见到你。 - 我也很高兴。 - Hey, man, good to see ya. - Good to see you.
- 你怎么样？ - 很好。 - How you been? - Good.
这里有个我认识的靓妹。 你怎样，Deb？ There's a pair of panties I recognize. How ya doing, Deb?
好的，机灵鬼，你想要什么？ OK, wise guy, what's it gonna be?
- 给我朋友一瓶Dom怎样？ - 他吗？好的，你等着。 - How about a bottle of Dom for my buddy? - Another? OK, you got it.
- 快点。 - 发生什么了？ - And keep 'em coming. - What's the occasion?
- 你没有读商业新闻部分？ - 我错过了什么？ - You don't read the business section? - What did I miss?
-我把我的公司卖给了微软。 - 是吗？你赚了吗？ - I sold my company to Microsoft. - Yeah? And you cleaned up?
是的，如果我留着它， 我得花二十年才能赚到这笔钱。 Well, if I had an ass, I'd wipe it with twenties.
太好了，祝贺你！ All right! Congratulations!
我正式退休了，然后四处游荡。 I'm officially retired and on the prowl.
- 嗨，Walt - 嗨，Sally - Hey, Walt. - Hey, Sally.
我被你套住了，你愿带我散散步吗？ I got a leash. Would you like to take me for a walk?
来吧，朋友。 Come on, boy.
呆会儿见 Catch ya later.
Hi Hi.
- 哈尔 - 我是Bella - Hal. - I'm Bella.
- 怎么了？ - 没事 - So, what's up? - Nothing.
- 我的朋友都到舞池里去了 - 是吗？ - My friends are all out on the dance floor. - Yeah?
- 既然来了，怎么不去木板上扭一下屁股呢？ - 在木板上扭屁股！(snorts) - How come you're not spanking the planks? - Spanking the planks!
她们是你的室友，还是…？ Are they your roommates, or...?
不，我们都在战胜失明基金会做事 No, we work together at the Foundation Fighting Blindness.
- 酷 我曾经认识一个聋人 - (喷鼻息) Cool. I used to know a deaf guy.
- 想跳舞吗？ - 好的！ - Do you wanna dance? - Yes!
好的 All right.
(# "Too Young" by Phoenix)
# 宝贝，当我看到你在街的尽头转弯时 # Baby，when I saw you turning at the end of the street
# 我知道时间已经过去了，我花了很多年 # I knew a time was gone and it took me like ages
# 只是为了明白我害怕成为一个简单的人 # Just to understand that I was afraid to be a simple guy
#我努力微笑 # I tried my best to smile
# 但在我内心深处 # But deep inside my heart
#我觉得它在喊叫，就像一群人在跳舞 # I felt it was shouting like a crowd dancing
# 我想我不能没有这些东西 # I guess I couldn 't live without the things
# 这成就了我的生活 # That made my life what it is
#你听不到我的呼唤吗？ # Can 't you hear me calling？
#每个人都在跳舞 # Everybody's dancing
#今晚一切都结束了 # Tonight everything is over
我的老天爷啊…？ What in the name of all that is holy...?
# 我不能躺在床上不觉得我错了 # I can't lie on my bed without thinking I was wrong
# 但是当那种感觉呼唤... # But when that feeling calls...
- 需要帮忙吗？ - 什么？下来！ - Do you need help? - What? Come on!
# 夜晚不会再把我抱在怀里 # Night-time won't hold me in your arms again
# 我有个好朋友说 # I got a very good friend who says
#他无法相信我给予的爱 # He can't believe the love I give
# 不足以结束你的恐惧 # Is not enough to end your fears
# 我想我不能没有这些东西 # I guess I couldn't live without the things
# 这成就了我的生活 # That made my life what it is
哈尔？ Hal?
都十点了 我们得走了 It's ten o'clock. We gotta go.
- 你在说什么？ - 哈尔，我们得去做那事了 - What are you talking about? - Hal, we gotta go do that thing.
- 你知道的，在住所里 - 什么事？ - You know, at the place. - What thing?
嗨，抱歉，女士们 我要拖走你们的舞伴了 Hey, sorry, ladies. I gotta steal your dance partner here.
- 你在干什么？！ - 我在救你呀 - What are you doing?! - I am rescuing you.
- 从哪里救我？ - 从哪里救你？！ - From what? - From what?!
从跺脚的水牛那里，还从哪里！ From a pack of stampeding buffalo, that's from what!
来加入我们吧 我正在追那个红头发的 你可以挑其他两个中的一个 Come join us. I'm goin' after the redhead. You can have your pick of the other two.
你是说你挑了土狼 剩下河马和长颈鹿给我挑？ You mean you get the hyena, and I choose between the hippo and the giraffe?
别被吓着了，兄弟，她们又不会咬人 去吧！我要回去了 Don't be intimidated, man. They don't bite. Let's go! I'm gettin' back in there.
嘿… 去发疯吧 Hey, go nuts.
#今晚一切都结束了 # Tonight everything is over
#我觉得太年轻了 # I feel too young
嗨，吉儿 Hey, Jill.
#每个人都在颤抖... # Everybody's shaking...
摩里西奥，是哈尔 打起精神 Mauricio, it's Hal. Pick it up.
嘿，兄弟，我不明白 那晚你到底是怎么回事 Look, man, I don't know what the hell was the matter with you last night.
首先你不和靓女跳舞 First you wouldn't dance with the hotties,
后来我们又去了IHOP, 那里的姑娘更靓，你却不见了！ and then we go to the IHOP, and those hotties are even hotter, and you disappear!
哦，我的… Oh, my...
我等会儿再打给你 有点事 I gotta call you back. Something came up.
(# "Toxic Girl" by Kings of Convenience)
# 天上下着雨 # In the sky the birds are pulling rain
# 在你的生活中，诅咒有一个名字 # In your life a curse has got a name
准备做降落伞？ Building a parachute?
- 在说我吗？ - 这也太大了，不是吗？ - Excuse me? - They're a little big, aren't they?
噢，我知道了。 你是把你帆船上的三角帆给撕了，对吗？ Oh, I get it. You ripped the spinnaker on your sailboat, right?
对不起。看你这样的女孩子 拿着一条老女人用的裤子，真好笑。 Sorry. It seemed so funny seeing someone like you holding up a pair of old-lady trou.
像我一样的人？ Someone like me?
当然。你知道的， 像你这样身材好的。 Yeah. You know, someone so fit.
你是一头蠢驴。 You are ajackass.
小姐，等等。 对不起，我不是有意冒犯你。 Miss, please. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend you.
嗨，该死的，为什么不再多喝点， 好让我一个人呆着 Hey, unibrow, why don't you double your dosage and leave me alone?
噢，噢。忘了我说的。 看，我真的很愚蠢。 Whoa, whoa. Let's start over. Look, that was really dumb of me.
你可能是给你身边的人买的 而我却侮辱了她。 You were probably buying 'em for someone close to you, and I insulted them.
不管怎样， 我想让你知道 我不是想吓跑你。 However you took it, I want you to know I didn't mean to piss you off.
我想见你，我还猜… I wanted to meet you, and I guess...
我想我有时候控制不了自己 I guess I'm not real smooth sometimes.
让我请客，来弥补我的过失。 Let me make it up to you.
打扰了，小姐。 一切都还好吗？ Excuse me, Miss. Is everything all right?
那么，嗯…你是做什么的，罗斯玛丽？ So, what do you do for a living, Rosemary?
现在我在医院做志愿者 I'm actually volunteering at the hospital right now,
我一直在等着这个re-up来做 cos I'm waiting for this re-up thing to come through.
Re-up？什么，你在部队里？ Re-up? What, are you in the army?
- 和平队 - 和平队 哇。 - Peace Corps. - Peace Corps. Wow.
你真太善良(altrudocious)了。 That's very altrudocious of you.
"Altrudocious"？什么意思？ "Altrudocious"? That's not a word.
哦！ 那么说有人道主义精神的，好吗？ Oh! You mean humanidocious, right?
- 好吧。 就算是吧。 - 好的。准备好点菜了吗？ - Yeah. That's the one. - All right. Ready to order?
是。嗯… Yeah.
我可以点个双层比萨饼，奶酪红椒油饼 和一份大的巧克力牛奶混合饮料吗？ Can I get a double pizza burger, chili fries with cheese and a large chocolate milkshake?
好的。我也点一样的。 Nicely done. I'll have the exact same thing.
好的 You got it.
我算见识了 看到一个女孩吃顿大餐 I am impressed. It's nice to see a girl order a real meal.
我不喜欢你们就点一杯水 和一块烤碎面包片。 I hate it when you guys order a glass of water and a crouton.
这会破坏出来就餐的气氛。 It ruins the whole point of goin' out.
那就是我想点的。 That's probably what I should be ordering.
但是，我不明白，不管我怎么吃， 我的体重始终没变化。 But, I don't know, no matter what I eat, my weightjust seems to stay the same.
于是，我就想，去他的。 我想吃就吃。 So I figure, what the hell? I'm gonna eat what I want.
总之 如果你越想逃避什么 往往适得其反。 Totally. If you can get away with it, more power to ya.
- 不要做聪明的驴。 - 你在干什么…？什么？ - Don't be a smart ass. - What are you...? What?
不，我只是说，你知道 No, I'm just saying, you know.
我为那些整天计算卡路里的人感到悲哀。 I feel bad for people who count calories. It's no way to live.
是的。但是，那样做的人比我瘦多了。 Yeah. But in return they get to be a lot thinner than I am.
你发疯了吗？ 你的体重是多少？110，115磅 ？ Are you out of your mind? What do you weigh? 110, 115 pounds?
你在说我的哪一半屁股？ Which one of my butt cheeks are you talking about?
好的。 OK.
Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
相信我，不论你做什么，都会成功 Trust me, whatever you're doin', it's working. It is working.
继续。 Go on.
噢，天啦！你还好吗？ Oh, my God! Are you OK?
噢… Oops.
- 该死的 - 别动。你的背怎么样？ - Goddang it. - Don't move. Is your back all right?
- 还好。 - 她没有什么吧？ - Yeah. - Is she all right?
还好。你们该放些像样的椅子在这里。 Yeah. You gotta get some decent chairs in here, man.
这该死的椅子是什么做的？ What's this shit made out of, anyway?
钢。 Steel.
是吗？ 你们该把这些弯角的地方焊牢些。 Yeah? Well, you should get it welded better in the corners!
- 好的。 - 罗斯玛丽，你真的没事吗？ - All right. - Rosemary, you sure you're OK?
没事。我出丑了，但是…这以前也发生过， 以后也会发生的。 Yeah. I'm a little embarrassed, but it's happened before, it'll happen again.
哦，天啊 我… Oh, man. I...
不要不好意思。听着，我很恼火。 每个人都会恼火的。 Don't be embarrassed. Listen, I beef it. Everybody beefs it.
看来我们来晚了。 东西可能都被吃光了。 Looks like we're too late. The food's probably all gone.
- 你能在这里等一会儿吗？ - 哈尔，让它去吧 - Listen, can you wait here one second? - Hal, just let it go.
不 不 Nah. Nah.
哈尔 Hal.
(大声嘲笑)
你们真有意思，因为我有点矮胖就取笑我， 是吗？ You guys are so funny, making fun of me cos I'm a little pudgy, right?
- 不，我不是在取笑你。我是… - 拜托你们。看看窗子外面。 - No, I wasn't making fun of you. I was... - Do me a favor. Take a look out the window.
你们看到那里的小乖人吗？ 那里的小乖乖，她和我在一起。 You see that little fox out there? You see that little number? She's with me.
你们将和你们出去过的女孩子加起来， 也比不上她。 If you took all the women you two have ever gone out with, they wouldn't equal one of her.
- 我们并不否认这个。 - 不 - We're not arguing that. - No.
好吧。笑吧，小子。 That's right. Laugh it up, fellas.
今晚，当你们抱着你们的枕头睡觉的时候， 记住，我和她在一起。 And tonight, when you're hugging your pillow, remember, I'm with her.
是吗？ 会的。 All right? That's it.
怎么样？ What happened?
很好，哈尔对过街老鼠2:0 Well, let's just say the score's Hal two, mall rats zero.
我领你上车吧 Let me walk you to your car.
- 好的，谢谢你的午餐，哈尔 - 荣幸之至，Rosie - Well, thanks for lunch, Hal. - My pleasure, Rosie.
- 我妈妈就叫我Rosie - 是吗？ - My mother calls me Rosie. - Really?
是 Yeah.
先生们，给你们些辣椒煎饼 和半个夹饼，好吗？ Gentlemen, can I interest you in some chili fries and half a burger?
这个小伙子吃不了那么多，留下来的。 There's a lot left cos the little guy couldn't finish his meal.
- 好，好。 - 小鲜肉 - Hey, hey. - Pussy.
- 你真好心 - 在我看来，你也不错，哈尔 - That was nice of you. - Well, you're all right in my book, too, Hal.
- 能留给号码给我吗？ - 什么号码？ - Can I have your number? - What number?
你的个人身份号码 我要你的钱！ Your PIN number. I want your money.
你的电话号码 如何？ Your phone number. What do you think?
为什么？ Why?
你知道的，… 出去 也许，就是，明天 You know, to go out. Maybe, like, tomorrow.
唔…
好的 Well, yeah.
我的意思是，我的电话号码在电话簿的 罗斯玛丽·沙纳罕下面 I mean, sure. It's in the book under Rosemary Shanahan.
- 我可以写下来 是S-h-a… - 不，我会记住它的。 - I can write it down. It's S-h-a... - No, I'll remember it.
- 我老板的名字就是叫史蒂夫·沙纳罕 - 那是我爸爸 - My boss's name is Steve Shanahan. - That's my father's name.
不是JPS的史蒂夫·沙纳罕吧？ Not JPS Steve Shanahan?
是的，就是 Yeah. Yeah.
你父亲是我的老板。我的意思是， 不是我的老板，是我老板的老板。 Your father is my boss. I mean, not my boss, but he's my boss's boss.
我是说，我不认识他， 只是在他办公室旁边见过他。 I mean, I don't know him, but I see him around the office.
好的，那你就不会忘了我的名字了 Well, then you won't forget my name.
- 哈尔？ - 嗯？ - Hal? - Yeah?
即使以后没有你的消息了， 我也不会忘了这一切的。 If I don't hear from you, I appreciate everything anyway.
Cuckoo!
你确信你不想要一只热狗吗？ You sure you don't want a dog?
是的，是的。我正在减肥 Yeah, yeah. I'm tryin' to lose a couple of LBs.
- 从什么时候起，你开始关心起你的肠胃的？ - 不是这样的，但是… - Since when do you care about your gut? - I don't really, but...
我有点紧张，因为那女孩要来和我见面 I am a little nervous because of this girl who's coming to meet me.
- 她太美了 - 嗯？ - She's incredible. - Uh-huh?
就像那天舞池里的那个？ Like the ones on the dance floor?
更好，伙计 我告诉你，会让你难以想像的 Even better, buddy. I'm telling ya, it's almost beyond belief.
她风趣，聪明 她教病中的孩子要自尊… She's funny, she's smart, she teaches self-esteem to sick kids...
我从不相信一个漂亮女孩 会有如何高尚的人格。 I would never believe a girl as beautiful could have such a great personality.
- 丑小鸭综合征 - 什么？ - Ugly-duckling syndrome. - What?
高中时，她可能还并不漂亮 人格却不断完善。 She probably wasn't pretty till high school. The personality developed out of necessity.
你知道什么？我打赌你是对的 她既漂亮又善良。 You know what? I bet you're right. She's way too pretty to be so nice.
有时候，她们很丑，但当她们变漂亮时 她们并没有意识到。 Sometimes they're ugly so long, when they turn pretty, they don't realize it.
丑的自我形象已经根深蒂固 真是这样的。 The ugly self-image is so well ingrained. That's a real find.
- 嗨！ - 嗨！ - Hey! - Hey!
我一直在找你 I've been looking for you.
哦，天啦，哦，是琳蒂 有那个脚趾的女孩 Oh, shit. Oh, it's Lindy. The girl with the toe.
- 嗨 - 你们还好吗？ - Hey. - How ya doing?
还好 你收到我的留言了吗？ Good. Did you get my message?
不，不 我的电话机坏了 你打电话了？ No, no. My phone machine's not really working there. Did you call?
- 我搞到了甲壳虫重聚的票 - 甲壳虫乐队？ - I got tickets for that Beatles reunion. - The Beatles?
是 虽然，不是以前的甲壳虫, 但Paul，George和Ringo都会在 Yeah. Well, not the real Beatles, but Paul, George and Ringo will be there.
由Eric Clapton填补John的空缺 这次只邀请了声乐界的一批人 But Eric Clapton is filling in for John. It's an invitation-only acoustic set.
- 只有70个人,都是顶尖人物 - 噢，天啊 - Only about 70 people, tops. - Oh, man.
- 那么你来吗？ - 嗯… So you're in?
不了，我并不是Clapton的歌迷 No. Not a Clapton fan.
我想我要错过了。 I think I'll pass.
好的，我想我会去看的 OK. Well, I guess I'll see ya.
- 好，好 - 再见，琳蒂 - Yeah, yeah. - Bye, Lindy.
- 你看到了那个脚趾吗？ - 摩里西奥，我要告诉你，你出问题了 - Did you see the toe? - Mauricio, I gotta tell you, you got issues.
- 别怂恿我了 - 噢，天啊，她在那儿 - Don't even get me started. - Oh, my God. There she is.
罗斯玛丽在那边 There's Rosemary.
- 哪里？ - 就在那里 - Where? - Right there.
- 在哪里呀？ - 正向前走，穿过草地 - Right where? - Straight ahead. Across the field.
- 她在那头犀牛后面吗？ - 她就在那里！ - Is she behind the rhino? - She's right there!
摩里西奥，我想向你介绍一个人。 Mauricio, I want you to meet someone.
这是罗斯玛丽·沙纳罕 罗斯玛丽，这是 摩里西奥·威尔逊 This is Rosemary Shanahan. Rosemary, Mauricio Wilson.
嗨，很高兴见到你 Hi. Nice to meet you.
圣洁的母牛，我是说，嗯… 嗨 Holy cow. I mean, uh... hi.
- 这是只有会员才有的夹克衫吗？ - 是，是的 - Is that a Members Only jacket? - Yes. Yes, it is.
那么，你是最后一个会员吗？ So, what are you, like, the last member?
噢，天啦 Oh, man.
- 独一无二的罗斯玛丽 - (移动电话) One-nothing Rosemary.
抱歉。是谁？ Excuse me forjust one second. Hello?
哦，嗨，妈妈 耶，别挂 Oh, hi, Mom. Yeah, hold on.
- 我走开一会儿好吗？ - 想在快餐店吃点什么吗？ - Will you guys excuse me? - Want something from the snack bar?
耶，给我一杯啤酒 加料的烤干酪辣味玉米片 Yeah, get me a beer and nachos with all the stuff on it.
好的 You got it.
- 她吃蛋糕还是什么呢？ - 她就吃整个面包店吧，哈尔 - Does she take the cake or what? - She takes the whole bakery, Hal.
- 我告诉过你的 - 是的，你说了，但我还是没有准备好 - I told you. - Yes, you did. And yet I wasn't prepared.
- 那么，你喜欢什么 ？ - 我不知道，我喜欢竞赛 - So, what are you up for? - I don't know. I like the track.
啊，那么你是个赌徒 Ah, so she's a gambler.
耶，但只限狗 Yeah, well, just the dogs.
我不喜欢赛马 太多人参与了，你知道的。 I hate the ponies. There's too much human involvement, you know?
如果你想公平交易的话 你不要相信任何人 You can't trust people if you're looking for a fair deal.
- 你怎么样？你赌博吗？ - 不，没有真的赌 - What about you? Do you gamble? - No, not really.
我时不时的押一下职业足球赛, 只是为了使它更激动人心。 I bet on pro football now and then, butjust to make the games more exciting.
- 我并不在乎输赢 - 哈 - I don't really care if I win. - Huh.
- 我从来没有读过那本书 - 什么书？ - I've never read that book. - What book?
失败者之言 Things Losers Say,
(罗斯玛丽吱吱地笑)
嗨，不说这些了？ 我要把你介绍给我的一些好朋友。 Hey, why don't we forget the track, and I'll introduce you to some good friends of mine?
- 是吗？ - 是的 - Yeah? - Yeah.
- 好的 - 你怎么说？ - All right. - What do you say?
- 我说好 - 你说好？ - I say OK. - You say OK?
嗨，伙计们，我想让你们见见 我的一位很好的朋友，好吗？ Hi, guys. I want you to meet a very good friend of mine. OK?
这是哈尔 他真的很风趣 This guy here is Hal. And he's really funny.
嗨 Hi.
你好？高兴见到你 How ya doing? Good to meet ya.
嗨，哇，哦，上帝呀，看看那张脸 Hey. Wow. Oh, my God. Look at that face.
你应该加入Keebler商会 你是我见到的最聪明的人。 She should be doing Keebler commercials. You're the cutest thing I've ever seen.
- 你的名字是什么，靓女？ - Cadence - What's your name, beautiful? - Cadence.
Cadence，很棒的名字，知道吗， 我叔叔的名字就叫Cadence Cadence. That's a pretty name. You know, my uncle's name is Cadence.
好的，我要告诉你，Cadence Well, I got news for you, Cadence.
我不会放你下来，直至母牛们回家 I'm not putting you down until the cows come home.
把她放下来 Put her down.
母牛回家了 The cow came home.
他在这里干什么？ 现在不是探视时间 What is he doing here? These aren't visiting hours.
哦，Peeler护士，我们只是凑巧经过， 顺便向孩子们问个好。 Oh, Nurse Peeler, we were just coming by to say hi to the kids.
好 就到这里吧 Fine. Pack it up.
将这些病人放回她们的床上去吧 And get these patients back in their beds.
(BP机)
- 我们得离开吗？ - 别在乎Sourpuss护士 - Should we get going? - Don't pay any attention to Nurse Sourpuss.
酸酸的 Sourpuss.
嗨！我有个主意 你们想玩接吻游戏吗？ Hey! I got an idea. Do you guys wanna play the kissing game?
- 什么？ - 你想让我去拿个瓶子来？ - Yeah? - You want me to go get a bottle?
我们这样玩 谁有口红？ This is how we play. Wanna get the lipstick?
- 去拿口红 - 耶，好的 - Get lipstick. - Yeah, OK.
我们要做的是，我们涂上口红… What we do is, we put on the lipstick,
然后接吻的人去接吻，直到口红没了 and then the kisser kisses as many times as they can until the lipstick comes off.
酷！我想首先来 Cool! I wanna go first.
- 那我最后一个来 - Jesse - Then I'm going last. - Jesse.
- 嗨，他们没有传染病吧？ - 他们的病不会传染给你的 - Hey, they don't have anything I can catch? - They don't have anything you can catch.
我不这样认为 你们看起来都没有病 I didn't think so. You guys don't even look sick.
你们就像我的Cadence叔叔 是一群小捣蛋 You're just a bunch of phonies like my Uncle Cadence.
我打赌，你们在这里因为你们不想上学 是吗？ I bet you're here just so you can get out of school. Is that right?
- 耶 - 给我来点口红 - Yeah. - Give me some of that lipstick.
你在那里的表现令人难以置信 是的，你太让人惊奇了 You were incredible in there. You were. You were so amazing.
我是认真的 在那样的情形下， 许多人都有点拘谨… I'm serious. A lot of people get really squeamish in that situation...
- 罗斯玛丽？是你吗？ - Sayed医生。你还好吗？ - Rosemary? Is that you? - Dr Sayed! How's it going?
- 还好，这是谁？ - 这是我的朋友哈尔 - Good. Who's this? - This is my friend Hal.
- 很高兴见到你 - 对她好点，她是个好女孩 - Good to meet you. - Be nice to her. She's a good girl.
- 好的 - 再见，罗斯玛丽 - All right. - Bye, Rosemary.
这就是这些孩子们需要的 - That's what these kids need -
一个陌生人不害怕与他们一起， 和他们一起玩耍 a stranger who isn't afraid to just be with them and play with them.
- 这就是建立他们的自信心 - 为什么人们要害怕他们呢？ - That's what builds their self-confidence. - Why would anybody be afraid of 'em?
你真是太可爱了 你知道吗？ You are off-the-charts adorable. Do you know that?
快 Come on.
- 这就是你住的漂亮的街道 - 是的，我住的街道 - This is a nice street you live on. - Yeah, this is my street.
- 你想上去吗？ - 想，但我想我不该上去 - You wanna come up? - Yeah. But I don't think I should.
为什么不呢？还只有9点呢 Why not? It's only 9 o'clock.
- 我知道，只是我想这不是个好主意 - 哦，不，我做错了什么？ - I know. I just don't think it's a good idea. - Oh, no. Did I do something?
不，你表现很好 No. You've been really cool.
- 嗨，哈尔 - 哦，嗨，吉儿 - Hi, Hal. - Oh, hey, Jill.
- 罗斯玛丽，这是我的邻居吉儿 - 嗨，高兴… - Rosemary, this is my neighbor Jill. - Hi. Nice...
- 抱歉 - 高兴认识你 - Sorry. - Nice to meet you.
我也很高兴认识你，吉儿 Nice to meet you too, Jill.
我得走了，和朋友会面。以后见 I gotta go and meet some friends, so I'll see you guys later.
- 再见 - 再见 - Bye. - Bye.
上去吧 Come up.
- 不 - 什么？ - No. - What?
我想我们在一起很愉快 I thought we were having a good time.
是的，只是我还不习惯这些 We were. It's just, you know, Hal, I'm not used to all this.
习惯什么？ Used to what?
哈尔，你今天对我真的很好 我很高兴，但是… Hal, you've been really nice to me today. I really appreciate it, but...
什么？难道你其他的男朋友对你不好吗？ What, your other boyfriends aren't nice to you?
- 我没有其他的男朋友 - 瞎说 - I don't have other boyfriends. - Bullshit.
是的，我有过一个男朋友 Well, I had one boyfriend.
事实上，就是在最近，但吹了。 It was kind of recently, actually, but it didn't work out.
- 你一定很投入，嗯？ - 不 - You've been burnt, huh? - No.
就是这样 我，嗯… 我从来没有和人接近到投入 That's just it. I've never been close enough to anybody to get burnt.
打住！像你这样的脸蛋？ 你每天一定给他们吵得烦死了。 Please! With a mug like that? You must be fighting 'em off daily.
不！我是说， 我看到了你朋友摩里西奥看我时的样子。 Right. I mean, I saw the way your friend Mauricio looked at me.
我想他会用麻醉枪射翻我 将我的耳朵穿起来。 I thought he was gonna shoot me with a tranquilizer gun and tag my ear.
别担心。他是有点怪的， 尤其是看到真正漂亮的女孩子 Don't worry. He's been acting really weird lately, especially around really pretty girls.
哈尔… 拜托别再说我漂亮 说我不胖了，好吗？ Hal, do me a favor and stop saying that I'm pretty and that I'm not fat, OK?
因为这让我不舒服 Cos it makes me uncomfortable.
好的，你不喜欢听赞美的吗？ OK. You have a problem with compliments?
是的… 我知道我有什么，我没有什么 Look... I know what I am and I know what I'm not.
我是一个出生上层，喜欢风趣的女孩 I'm the girl who gets really good grades and is not afraid to be funny.
我是个有许多男性朋友的， 不是男朋友的女孩 And I'm the girl who has a lot of friends who are boys, and no boyfriends.
我并不漂亮，OK？我也永远不会 I'm not beautiful, OK? And I never will be.
我觉得这很好。你懂吗？ And I'm fine with that. You know?
但是当你总是说我拥有那些 我并没有的东西时 But when you go around saying that I'm something that I'm not,
这… 这并不好 it's just... It's not nice.
哇，罗斯玛丽 Whoa, Rosemary.
你在吓我，我是说，我是真的喜欢你 You're starting to scare me. I mean, I really like you,
但是我想你是有点傻， 如果你真的认为你不漂亮的话 but I have to assume you're a little nutty if you really believe you're not beautiful.
别说了，哈尔 Grow up, Hal.
Rosie，等等 Rosie. Wait a second.
好，真是好得让人难以相信 Well, it was too good to be true.
嗯？
罗斯玛丽，可能有点不正常 Rosemary. Turned out to be a total psycho.
她的自我印象太差了，令人恐惧 Her self-image is so far off, it's scary.
是的，也许你得加把劲去忍受它 Well, maybe you had a little something to do with that.
你在说什么？ 我所做的无非是说她有多完美 What are you talking about? All I ever did was tell her how perfect she was.
真的吗？ Really?
是 然后她发火了，要我成熟点 Yeah. Then she got all huffy and told me to grow up.
是的，那也许是个好建议 你是有点不成熟 Well, that's probably good advice. You are kind of immature.
你在开玩笑吧 你真的认为你比我要成熟？ You're not serious. You actually think you're more mature than me?
对的 我可能是没有你成熟， 但至少我的阳物比你的大 You're right. I'm probably more immature than you, but at least I have a bigger willie.
呸，是比老鼠的大吧 Yeah, bigger than a mouse's.
- 那到底是什么？ - 我说过你的阳物比… - What the hell was that? - I said your willie's...
我听到你说的了，你好像用了8秒钟 I heard what you said, but it took you, like, eight seconds.
你不能用8秒钟之后的回话来还嘴, 你只能用3秒,最多5秒 You can't come back with a comeback after eight seconds. You got three. Five, tops.
那才是人们所说的"快嘴"，而不是"慢语" That's why they call it a quip. Not a "slowp."
好的，找点好的东西读一下 吧？ 我要去"发射导弹"(暗指上厕所)了 All right, you got anything better to read? I gotta fire off a missile.
(敲门)
嗨 Hi.
- 我来得不是时候，也许…？ - 不 - Is this a bad time, or...? - No.
我来只是为昨晚的事道歉 I just wanted to apologize for last night.
- 你不必道歉 - 不，我抱歉 - You don't have to apologize. - Yeah, I do.
我说你，比如不成熟，一知半解 以及诸如此类的话。我知道你并不是… I called you, like, immature or sophomoric or something like that. I know you're not...
(摩里西奥) 噢，天啦，哈尔！ 你快进来，看看这个家伙 Oh, my God, Hal! You gotta get in here and look at this turd!
看起来就像是《野战医院》里的Klinger。 It looks just like Klinger from M*A*S*H,
- 我们离开这里吧。 - 好的 - Why don't we get outta here? - OK.
咖啡？ Coffee?
(# "Baby，Now That I've Found You" by The Foundations)
打扰 可以点菜了吗？ Excuse me. Are you ready to order?
好的 两份双层三明治， 一份加熏肉，一份加泡菜，谢谢 Yes. Two double cheeseburgers with bacon, one with relish. Thank you.
(吸吮声)
哦
- 你还好吗？ - 脑袋都冰木了 - Are you OK? - Brain freeze.
# 宝贝，既然找到了你，我就放不下你了 # Baby，now that I've found you I can't let you go
#我会围绕你建立我的世界 # I'll build my world around you
# 我如此需要你，宝贝，即使... # I need you so，baby，even though...
对不起，亲爱的 看职业选手的。 Excuse me, sweetie. Professional.
嗨，比利，离梯子近点 Hey, Billy, stay over near the ladder.
没劲 太没劲了 Weak. So weak.
你想看水花吗？我让你看水花，好了吗？ You wanna see a splash? I'm gonna show you a splash. Ready?
# 一生都在寻找一个人 # Spent a lifetime looking for somebody
#给我像你一样的爱 # To give me love like you
# 宝贝，既然找到了你，我就放不下你了... # Baby，now that I've found you I can't let you go...
- 怎么样？ - 比利？ - That was good? - Billy?
比利？比利？比利！ Billy? Billy? Billy!
爸爸！ Daddy!
对不起 Sorry.
- 怎么了？ - 在沙滩上，我该换一下衣服 - What's the matter? - I should have changed at the beach.
什么？你疯了吗？你看起来很好 What? Are you crazy? You look great.
平常我在我父母面前从没有穿成这样的 I don't normally dress like this around my parents.
嗨，嗨，快 到这儿该是我紧张，不是你 Hey, hey, come on. I'm the one who should be nervous here, not you.
嗨，你知道吗，我一直想问你 你是领养的吗？ Hey, you know, I've been meaning to ask you. Were you adopted?
不，为什么这么说？ No. Why?
因为你父亲有很奇怪的口音 Cos your dad has that weird accent.
我在办公室周围看到过他 我想说你们俩没有一点类似的地方 And I've seen him around the office. I gotta say, I don't see the slightest resemblance.
真的吗？人们都说如果他戴上 假发的话，就是我了。 Really? Everybody says if you put a wig on him, he'd lookjust like me.
(爱尔兰口音) 看看谁来了 来，亲爱的。 Look at who's here now. Come here, my darlin'.
嗨，爸爸 Hi, Daddy.
- Rosie，亲爱的 - 妈妈 - Rosie, honey. - Mom.
高兴见到你 Good to see ya.
这是哈尔·拉森 我和你们提过的那个人 This is Hal Larson, the guy I was telling you about.
- 很高兴认识你，先生 - 我也是 - Great to meet you, sir. - Likewise.
- 高兴见到你，哈尔 - 我的荣幸，沙纳罕夫人 - Nice to meet you, Hal. - The pleasure is mine, Mrs Shanahan.
哇 我明白罗斯玛丽的身材 是从哪里来的了 Wow. I can see where Rosemary gets her figure.
见鬼，你… 你穿的是什么呀？ What the hell... What the hell is that you've got on?
我们从海滩上来 We were at the beach.
亲爱的，你就不能穿点别的吗？ Won't you be putting something else on, darlin'?
哦，快 她还没有在我面前这样过了 就当是偶尔这样的吧 Oh, come on. She doesn't have to do that for me. Let's just keep it casual.
偶尔 Casual.
嗨，爸爸，哈尔是你们公司 还没有被好好利用的人才之一 Hey, Dad, Hal's one of your great untapped resources down at the company.
- 你为什么不告诉他一些你的想法呢？ - 哦，那么你已经有了一些想法了，是吗？ - Why don't you tell him some of your ideas? - Oh, so you've got a few ideas, do ya?
这很危险，但是回报也是很丰厚的 It is risky, but the rewards are greater, too.
只有像JPS这样有很好名声的公司 可以销售这个产品 Only a company with a solid reputation like JPS could ever market this product.
- 哈尔，我拿走碟子了 - 谢谢，很好吃 - Hal, let me take your plate. - Thank you. It was delicious.
- 我给你们来点咖啡好吗？ - 我是想要杯茶，亲爱的 - Can I get you boys some coffee? - I'd love a cup of tea, darlin'.
来点烈性酒吧 Maybe just a drop of the hard stuff.
好的，我就来杯joe吧 味道很好 谢谢 Yeah, I'll just have a cup of joe. That'd be great. Thanks.
我得说，哈尔 我对你的许多想法印象深刻 I have to say, Hal, I'm impressed with a lot of your ideas.
有些是狗屎 但大多数你是认真考虑过的 Some of them are dogshit, but for the most part you seem to have done your homework.
- 所以我想让你为我做点什么 - 好的 - So I'd like you to do something for me. - OK.
星期一上午，我要召开董事会议， I'm meeting with me executive committee Monday morning,
我想让你在会上，做个发言 and I'd like you to make a presentation.
- 真的吗？ - 是的，没有什么可紧张的，你知道 - Seriously? - Well, nothing fancy, you understand.
就说你今晚在这里和我说的这些 Just talk about the same things that you talked about here tonight.
好的，我很高兴 Great. I'd love to.
噢，顺便一提 你可以结束（和我女儿）这段关系了 Oh, and by the way, you can cut out the act now.
什么？ Excuse me?
你认为我是个蠢蛋吗？ You think I got as far as I did in me life by bein' a fool?
现在，你有野心了 哈尔，我很钦佩你 Now, you've got ambition, Hal, and I admire that.
该死的，我希望我还有 一百个像你一样的员工 Hell, I wish I had a hundred more like yourself.
那我们将会是这个国家最大的公司 We'd be the number one firm in the country.
而且我女儿也可以有更多的约会。 And me daughter would get a hell of a lot more dates.
我想罗斯玛丽不会缺少约会的人的 I'm sure Rosemary doesn't have any problem getting dates.
我告诉你不要这么说的，不是吗？ I told you to cut the shit out, all right?
好的，罗斯玛丽是我的女儿 我很喜欢她 Look, Rosemary's me daughter, and God knows I love her dearly.
但是我们都知道 我们看不到她舞动指挥棒 But I think we both know that we won't soon be seeing her twirlin' the baton,
和Dallas拉拉队一起游行 marching along with the Dallas cheerleaders.
嗯…
我不明白 I don't understand.
我在说事实，哈尔 I'm telling the truth, Hal.
事实是打她两岁起 我就不能将她放在我膝盖上玩了 And the truth is I haven't been able to bounce me daughter on me knee since she was two.
你知道吗 我从书上了解到像你这样的人 You know, I've read about people like you.
- 像我一样的人？ - 成绩斐然，标准苛刻 - People like me? - Superachievers with impossible standards.
没有足够好，也没有什么是符合标准的 Nothing's ever good enough. Nothing ever measures up.
对你而言 你从不认为你的孩子是有自己情感的人 It never occurs to you that your kids are people, with their own feelings.
你认为他们只是你的扩展 就像你的公司 You think they're an extension of you, like your company,
或者是你价值两千万的Lear飞机 前厅毕加索的画 or your $20-million Learjet and your Picasso out in the front hall.
在你眼里，任何事和人都不是完美的 Everything reflects on you, so nothing and no one is ever good enough.
继续 Go on.
当我第一次见到罗斯玛丽时 她告诉我说她知道她不漂亮 When I first met Rosemary, she told me she knew she wasn't that good-looking.
我不敢相信我的耳朵 我想怎么一个如此美丽的人 I could not believe my ears. I thought how can a person this beautiful
对着镜子看自己会是另外的样子呢？ possibly interpret what she sees in the mirror to be anything other than that?
好的，现在我明白了 Well, now I know.
一切还好吗？ Is everything OK?
好，一切都好。很好 Yeah, everything is fine. Just fine.
什么？ What?
没什么 Nothin'.
我只是不敢相信我这么幸运 I just can't believe how lucky I am.
(# "This Is My World" by Darius Rucker)
你对天发誓，你不会笑我？ You swear to God you're not gonna laugh?
不，我不会的 Come on, I'm not gonna laugh.
(呜呜)
噢
爸爸很喜欢 Daddy like.
# 你脸上的表情 # The look on your face
#它永远解释不了你的心 # It could never explain your heart
#还有我嘴唇的触感 # And the touch of my lips
#它永远无法告诉你我的想法 # It could never tell you my thoughts
# 你要我改变 # And you want me to change
#我不习惯... # I can't get used to...
这到底是…？怎么会…？ What in the...? How did...?
到这里来，Houdini（一位有名的魔术师） Get over here, Houdini.
#因为这不是我 # Cos it's not really me
#这就是我的世界，这就是我 # This is my world，this is who I am
嗨 Hi.
是，我在 Yes, I am.
一切都如此完美 Everything's so perfect.
- 有一点害怕 - 我了解 - It's a little scary. - I know.
不是那种害怕 But in a good way.
是怕失去这一切。太好了 To have so much to lose. That's nice.
-以后电话联络 -好的 - I'm gonna call you later. - OK.
再见 Bye.
(罗斯玛丽叹气)
(敲门声)
忘东西了？ Forget something?
哦，你好。 Oh, hey.
嗨，真高兴在你还没去上班 Hi. I'm glad I caught you before you went to work.
怎么了？ What's up?
我想你或许想今晚到我那里 I was wondering if you wanted to come over tonight,
开一瓶酒，或者看场录像？ open a bottle of wine, maybe watch a video?
不了谢谢。 Nah. Thanks, though.
总而言之,我想这些措施对JPS 和我们的顾客都有帮助 And in summation, I feel that these measures will help JPS and all of our customers.
- 干得好，哈尔 - 谢谢 - Nice job, Hal. - Thank you.
- 太棒了 - 太好了 - Nicely done. - I appreciate it.
- 哈尔，我认错 - 谢谢 - Hal, I stand corrected. - Thank you.
哈尔，我马上要在我的办公室见你 Hal, I need to see you in me office straight away.
好的 Sure.
随便坐 Sit yourself down.
那么… 你认为如何？ So, what'd you think?
等会儿再谈这个 I'll be gettin' to that in a minute.
我想和你再谈谈 你前几天晚上你我的谈话 I want to talk to you about that conversation we had the other night,
和你对我说的那些事 and all of them things you said to me.
嗯，我对我所说的话深感不安 Well, I'm more than just a little embarrassed, having said what I said.
我想我的女儿拥有你很幸运 I think me daughter is lucky to have you.
不，先生 我才是幸运的那个 No, sir. I'm the lucky one.
真的吗？ Indeed.
好，现在说，关于你主持的会议 当然，是一流的 Well, now, as to your meeting in there, sure, it was first-rate.
- 是吗？ - 哦，是 - Yeah? - Oh, yes.
哈尔，我要和你说实话 Hal, I'm gonna level with you.
- 我需要你的直言 - 先生？ - I need your balls. - Sir?
我需要一个敢对我说实话的人 知道吗？ I need a man around that can give it to me straight, you know?
不管他说的是好消息还是坏消息 Whether the news be good or bad.
所以我决定—— 从现在起，你将直接为我工作 So I've decided - from now on, you'll be working directly for me.
嗯…
我不知道该说什么 但，我… 谢谢你 I don't know what to say, but thank you.
好的，你已经谢过了 Well, a thank you will do just fine.
好… 滚出去吧 Well, get the fuck out.
好 OK.
(都) 祝贺你高升… Congratulations on your promot...
- 哦，对不起 - 不，不，请进，请进 - Oh, sorry. - No, no. Come in, come in.
我想你们见见罗斯玛丽， 罗斯玛丽，这是Jen和Artie，这是罗斯玛丽·沙纳罕 I want you to meet Rosemary. Rosemary, this is Jen and Artie. Kids, Rosemary Shanahan.
也是史蒂夫的？ As in Steve?
耶，他是我爸爸 哦，天啦，我想起来了，我叫了他来吃午饭 Yeah, he's my dad. Oh, God, which reminds me, I gotta meet him for lunch.
那么我们周末再见，好吗？ So I'll see you this weekend, OK?
真的很高兴见到你们 介意我取一小条吗？ It was really nice to meet you guys. Do you mind if I take a little sliver?
很好 Beauty.
你要碟子？ Do you want a plate?
我知道你们会想, 她把蛋糕放哪里呢，对吗？ I know what you're thinking. Where does she put it, right?
谢谢你们的蛋糕 其实你们不必这么客气的。 You guys, thanks for the cake. You didn't have to do this.
至少我们看到了你是如何刻苦工作 The least we could do, seeing as how you worked so hard
成为公司不可缺少的人物的 to become "indispensable" to the company.
这就是新潮的东西，挖苦吗？ Is that that new thing called sarcasm?
哈尔，我们知道你很有心机 这也是你迷人的地方 Hal, we all know you're about as deep as a puddle. That used to be part of your charm.
- 但是这次是赤裸裸的 - 你们在说什么？ - But this just flat-out sucks. - What are you talking about?
如果你还有一点点良知 你得立刻和她解除关系 If you have one ounce of integrity left, you'll break it off immediately,
以免你伤害这个可怜的女孩 before you hurt the poor girl.
我想在你主动出击 约会女孩子前给你一点信心 I gotta give you credit for being more proactive and starting to meet women.
谁知道，也许你现在脑袋发昏呢 Who knows? Maybe you are on a roll here,
但是你是否该把标准提高一些？ but don't you think it's time to raise the bar a little?
我的意思是，一开始，我还以为 你只是因为情绪比较低落，知道吗？ I mean, at first I thought you were in a slump, you know?
作为一个朋友，我可以理解 你约会几个胖女人 I could, as a friend, look the other way while you banged a few fatties
然后就把她甩了 毕竟外面还有许多的漂亮姑娘哦 and got it out of your system, but there's lots of good fish out there.
你不要在一棵树上吊死 You don't have to snack on carp anymore.
我想我们几个星期前 在城里一起玩的女孩都不错呀！ I suppose the girls we partied with a couple weeks ago downtown were a couple of carp?
不，Laura，那个长胡须的 看起来像鲶鱼 No. Laura, the one with the whiskers, she looked more like a catfish.
哦，那Marie如何？ Oh, I see. And what about Marie?
她的脖子再短一点的话，还差不多。 Pop some bolts on her neck and the villagers'll be chasing her.
- 还有Vicki呢？ - 谁？ - And Vicki? - Who?
- Vicki！ - Vicki是谁？ - Vicki! - Who's Vicki?
Vicki，Vicki，留棕色短发的那个 Vicki Vicki. With the short brown hair.
Vicki？我以为她是个小子呢 我都叫她Vic！ Vicki? I thought that was a guy. I was calling her Vic!
噢！
- 天呀，你真是发疯了！ - 我知道现在我有点激动 - You're out of your mind! - I know I'm being a little harsh on you here.
我想真正的朋友应该是相互坦诚的 I think real friends are obligated to be honest with each other.
就像现在你约会的那个 - 天呀 And this one that you're dating now -jeez.
小心点说话 Careful.
哎，我说的是，天啦， 她连脚踝都没有 Hey, all I'm saying is she's got cankles, for God's sake.
- 什么？ - Cankles！她没有脚踝。 - What? - Cankles! She's got no ankles.
就像一头小牛装上脚，去掉中间的 It's like the calf merged with the foot, cut out the middleman.
我知道cankles是什么 罗斯玛丽不是那样的 I know what cankles are. Rosemary doesn't have 'em.
你明白什么？ 我知道你在这里干吗？ You know what? I know what you're doing here.
- 你害怕 - 害怕？ - You're scared. - Scared?
是的，就像你对那个 有奇怪脚趾的美女那样的 Yup. This is exactly what you did with the knockout with the weird toe.
你编出种种理由甩了那个女孩 因为你自己有点害怕 You're just inventing reasons to dump girls cos you're afraid.
好，好，我承认罗斯玛丽有点另类 All right, look, I admit Rosemary is kind of cool.
但是你也不会整天 把这只大怪物挂在嘴边 But you wouldn't even be talking to that woolly mammoth
如果她老爹不是你们公司的总裁 if her father wasn't the president of your company.
什么呀？ What?
我敢保证你从没有碰到过向他一样的人 你会喜欢她的 I guarantee you've never met anyone like this guy. You're gonna love him.
- 太好了 他的女朋友是什么样子？ - 我不知道 我也没见过 - Great. What's his girlfriend like? - I don't know. I haven't met her.
他们才开始交往 噢，他在那儿 They just started going out. Oh, there he is.
Walt！ Walt!
我来也！ At your cervix!
黑，你还记得这条短裤吗？ Hey, you recognize these panties?
罗斯玛丽，别盗用我的名言 Rosemary, don't steal my lines.
- 你们认识？ - 是的！ - You two know each other? - Yeah!
唉，Walt在医院做了好些年的志愿者 Gosh, Walt's been volunteering down at the hospital for years.
原来如此
那么什么女孩在哪里？ So where's this mystery girl?
她一会儿就到 She should be here any minute.
嗨，uh… Hey...
你说实话说"嗨，看着我"过时了吗？ I want you to be honest. Is this outfit too "Hey, look at me"?
不，不 这… 这很难说 No, no. It's very subtle.
- 很抱歉，我来晚了 - Tanya - Sorry I'm late. - Tanya.
哦 太令人惊奇了 Oh. What a surprise.
(# "Summer Days" by Phoenix)
# 我整个夏天都在开车 # I've spent all summer days drivin'
#我厌倦了被毁掉的假期 # I'm tired of holidays ruined
#不要再吃外卖，过期食品... # No more takeaways, expired food...
- 我去买张地图 - 我和你一起去 - I gotta get a map. - I'm going with you.
那些是干什么用的？ What are those for?
你可能从来没有用手在加油站走过吧？ You ever walked through a truck-stop men's room on your hands?
- 要不要点其他东西？ - 薯片，加点蘸酱 - Want anything? - Potato chips. And dip.
别玩了 Cut it out.
Tanya,真没想到你会和Walt走在一起 So, Tanya, I had no idea that you and Walt were, you know, seeing each other.
是啊，你有火吗？ Yeah. You got a light?
听起来这是个有趣的故事 Walt追求我很长时间了 It's actually a very funny story. Because he had been asking me out for a really long time
我总是在尽量的回避他 and I was always kind of unavailable.
最后,当他正想要放弃的时候， 我和男朋友吹了，他还是一个人 And then just when he had given up, I broke up with my boyfriend, and there he was.
于是我约他出来了 So I asked him out.
那么他渐渐赢得了你的喜爱，嗯？ So he kind of grew on you, huh?
确实是，我的意思是，你得承认 Exactly. I mean, you gotta admit,
当你乍一看见他时 你会觉得很不协调 when you first meet him, it is kind ofjarring.
我的意思是 你甚至有点不知道以后会怎样 I mean, you kinda don't even know what goes where.
但是，不管怎样，时机是最好不过了 But, anyway, the timing couldn't have been more perfect,
因为他刚刚卖了他的公司 所以他现在有的是时间 because he had just sold his company, and he has all this time on his hands,
我们可以计划一些事情 and we can plan things
旅游，逛街还有… and travel and go shopping and...
是啊，机缘就是一切 Well, I guess timing's everything.
希望你喜欢豆酱 Hope you like bean dip.
(# "Countryside With You" by Randy Weeks)
# 我已经把所有的脸都捡起来了 # I'd already picked up all the faces
# 而我，我想带你去所有的地方 # And I, I wanna show you all the places
# 而我，我想去兜风 # And I, I wanna take a little ride
#想和你一起去郊游 # Wanna take a little ride, countryside with you
好啊，这才是我的宝贝 Yeah! That was my girl.
哦，我的天啊，我是最卑微的人 Oh, my God. I'm the biggest nerd.
- 罗斯玛丽！ - 拉尔夫！ - Rosemary! - Ralph!
嗨！ Hi.
你还记得 Li'iBoy？ You remember Li'iBoy?
Li'iBoy 是的，你好吗？ Li'iBoy. Yeah. How are you?
- Mahalo，罗斯玛丽 - 你好吗？ - Mahalo, Rosemary. - How you doing?
- 很好 - 呜哇 - Great. - Wow.
- 他们仍然让你去塞拉利昂？ - 不，不，现在他们就让我在我家附近 - They still got you out in Sierra Leone? - No, no. Now they got me nearer my home.
我在南太平洋一个叫基里巴斯的岛上 I'm on this island in the South Pacific called Carabas.
- 我是哈尔 - 哦,对不起，这是哈尔 - I'm Hal. - Oh, I'm sorry. Hal.
他们是我在和平团的兄弟们这是 拉尔夫·欧文斯 和 Li'iBoy，这是哈尔·拉森 These are my Peace Corps buddies. This is Ralph Owens and Li'iBoy. This is Hal Larson.
- 你好吗？ - (哈尔) Li'iBoy - What's up? - Li'iBoy.
那么，你们在这干吗？ So, what are you guys doing up here?
Li'iBoy已经呆在政府机关受训了30天 Li'iBoy's been stuck in the office training for 30 days,
所以我偷偷拖他出来到这轻松一下 so I dragged him here and threw him on the slopes.
这不太好的 It wasn't pretty.
我知道这个夏威夷家伙 在高中时曾想加入曲棍球队 I knew this Hawaiian guy in high school who went out for the hockey team.
真他妈的有趣 It was funny as shit.
不管怎样…非常高兴再次见到你 Anyway, it's great to see you again.
你看上去…很开心 You look happy.
谢谢，的确是 Thanks. I am.
好吧，我们开车回去还有很长一段路 所以… Well, we got a long drive back, so...
- 再见 - 再见 - Bye. - Bye.
很高兴见到你 Good to meet ya.
- 你还好吗？ - 嗯-哼 - You OK? - Uh-huh.
这只是… 你还记得我对你说过我曾经有一个男朋友吗？ It's just that... Do you remember how I told you that once I had a boyfriend?
就是他 That was him.
不用客气 You're welcome.
你叫什么名字？ What's your name?
打扰一下，罗宾斯先生 我能和你说会话吗，先生？ Excuse me, Mr Robbins. Could I have a word with you, sir?
- 当然，但我还要赶飞机 - 只要几分钟时间 - Sure, but I gotta catch a plane. - It'll only take a minute.
几个星期以前，你和我的一个朋友 被困在了一个电梯里 A few weeks ago, you got trapped in an elevator with a friend of mine.
哈尔！他是个好人。他在交友关系上 遇到了点麻烦。他现在怎样？ Hal! He was a great guy. He was having trouble with his relationships. How is he?
- 是的，那正是要讨论的问题 - 真的？ - Well, that's a matter of debate. - Really?
总之，表面上看 你给了他一番鼓舞士气的谈话 Anyway, apparently, you gave him, like, a pep talk,
而且现在他正深受影响 因为他能得到他想要的女人 and now he's under the impression that he can get any woman he wants.
- 那么你认为他不能吗？ - 我不知道，但无论怎样 - And you don't think he can? - I don't know. Whatever.
瞧,关键是…最后他想要的女人… 却都是那么的丑陋 But, see, the point is, lately the only women he wants are ugly.
- 谁说他们丑陋？ - Bausch & Lomb - Who says they're ugly? - Bausch & Lomb.
而且有些人还非常胖 看上去似乎是哈尔已经降低了他整个… And very fat, some of them. It's like Hal has lowered his whole...
上帝，你的脑袋真大… Jesus, you've got a big noggin.
谢谢，我的新书中有一章节 Thanks for noticing. My new book has a chapter on blurting.
- 你可能想去看看… - 是的，我会去查看一下 - You might wanna pick it up. - Yeah, I'll check into that.
不管怎样，我的意思是 这出了什么毛病吗？ Anyway, I mean, did something go wrong here?
还是我的朋友患了神经崩溃症？ Or is my friend having a nervous breakdown?
不是，你难道没听过这样一句话吗？ “美丽在第三只眼里” No. Haven't you ever heard the phrase "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder"?
是的，那你听过这首歌吗？ “谁放出了狗” Yeah. Did you ever hear the song "Who Let The Dogs Out"?
- 不会那么糟吧 - 瞧，你到底对他做了什么，先生？ - It can't be that bad. - Look, exactly what did you do to him, man?
我改变了他的一点点感觉… I altered his perception a little bit.
我知道,我就知道！我就知道！ I knew it. I knew it! I knew it!
- 你混淆了他的视线，对吗？ - 不 - You messed with his eyesight, right? - No.
- 你对他催眠了 - 不是，我只是解除了他的催眠 - You hypnotized him. - No. I dehypnotized him.
他的整个生命已经被催眠了 使他整个只注意外表的东西 He's been hypnotized his whole life, totally focused on the outside.
我帮他去看每个人内心的美丽 I helped him to see the inner beauty in everyone,
包括你认为的那些外貌丑陋的人 including people you think are not physically attractive.
他甚至不认识他们 他又怎能看到他们内心的美丽呢 How can he see their inner beauty when he doesn't even know them?
只要你去发掘 内在的美是很容易看到的 Inner beauty's easy to see when you're looking for it.
但他怎么不能…感觉到他们当他…？ But how can he not feel them when he's...?
头脑能看到他心里想要去感受的东西 The brain sees what the heart wants it to feel.
好吧，看 我们现在别说这些陈词滥调！ All right, look. Let's just cut through the old crapcake here!
好的 OK.
先生，你…你不认为 给某人洗脑是不对的吗？ Sir, don't you think it's wrong to brainwash someone?
你不认为你也是在被洗脑吗？ Don't you think you're brainwashed?
你所认识的美丽不都是 被电视、杂志、电影程序化了吗？ Everything you know about beauty is programmed. TV, magazines, movies.
他们都告诉你什么是美什么不是 这又有什么区别呢？ They're all telling you what's beautiful and what isn't. How's this any different?
瞧,我来这里不是来和你争论的！ 我只是想要回我的朋友！ Look, I didn't come here to debate you! I just want my friend back!
现在,有没有一个字或一句话或什么 能把他的晦气赶走？！ Now, isn't there some kind of word or phrase or something to take the whammy off him?!
当然，但如果我们那么做 他就又会重新从外表去评价一个人了 Of course. But if we do that, he'll go back to judging everybody by the outside.
- 他真的想要那样吗？ - 我不在乎他想要什么！ - Is this what he really wants? - I don't care what he wants!
这是我想要的！ 我想要回我的朋友！ It's what I want! I want my friend back!
我要走了，我要赶飞机 我真的很抱歉 I gotta go. I gotta catch my plane. I'm really sorry.
瞧,一个人的名誉、尊严和才能 都将变成垃圾！ Look, a man's reputation, dignity and furniture are being trashed here!
也许不可挽回！ 看在上帝的份上，他的工作正面临着危险！ Perhaps irreparably! For God's sakes, his job is in jeopardy!
- 他的工作？真的？ - 是的,一份非常重要的工作 - His job? Really? - Yes. And it's a greatjob.
我只是想给他一份礼物 我不是想带给他伤害 I just wanted to give him a gift. I didn't want him to get hurt.
你看上去比我更了解他,嗯… You seem to know him better than I do, so...
- 非常遗憾我这样做了 - 哦,这真是一场悲剧 - It's a shame to let it go. - Oh, it's a tragedy.
那么，你要和我说什么？ So, what did you wanna talk to me about?
- 拉尔夫给我打了电话 - 你以前的男朋友拉尔夫？ - Ralph called me. - Your old boyfriend Ralph?
是的，他现在还是我在塞拉利昂的上司 Well, he was also my division leader in Sierra Leone.
不管怎样，他在十天内要坐船去基里巴斯 他要我和他的队伍一起走 Anyway, he's shipping out to Carabas in ten days and he wants me to go with his group.
什么？你和拉尔夫？基里巴斯？ What? You and Ralph? Carabas?
他们正处在经济萧条中 They're in the middle of this economic meltdown.
十万女人和孩子需要药品和食品补助 他们需要我的帮助 100,000 women and children need medical supplies and food, and they want me to help.
你怎么能这么自私？ How can you be so selfish?
对不起？ Sorry?
我想，你知道我所说的 星期五你遇到了美男子拉尔夫 I mean, you know what I'm sayin'. You bump into pretty-boy Ralph on Friday,
火花闪现 现在你又准备去基里巴斯去拯救世界？ the sparks are flying, and now you're gonna go and save the world in Carabas?
- 我和拉尔夫之间没有什么 - 是的，对呀 - This has nothing to do with me and Ralph. - Yeah, right.
他明显对你很疯狂 He's obviously crazy about you.
他有一颗圣洁的心 He's got the heart of a saint.
我简直就能看见他头上的光环 我竞争不过他 I could practically see the halo around his head. I can't compete with that.
首先，你可能是自由世界里唯一一个 OK, first of all, you're probably the only person in the Free World
说拉尔夫是个“美男子” to ever refer to Ralph as a "pretty-boy."
其次，他头上的光环 我们把它称为“银屑藓” Secondly, that halo around his head, it's called psoriasis.
你不可能站在三英尺内还两眼昏花吧 You can't stand within three feet without getting flaked on.
第三，和第四，是的 他是个好人，还有他也很关心我 And thirdly, and fourthly, yes, he's a great guy and he cares about me,
但他没有一点幽默感 but he had no sense of humor.
而且我爱上了更好的男孩 And I'm in love with an even greater guy.
好吧，那我对这件事 还有什么可说的呢？ Well, then how come I don't have any say in this thing?
是的，这就是为什么… You do. That's why...
老天，你还好吗？ God, are you OK?
- 哦，我的天，我非常抱歉 - 你当然得抱歉！这简直就是侮辱！ - Oh, my God. I am so sorry. - You should be sorry! This is an outrage!
- 我需要帮助 - 你好吗，亲爱的？ - I'll go get help. - Are you OK, sweetie?
非常感谢你 Thank you very much.
- 我非常难堪 - 不要这样 - I'm so embarrassed. - Don't be.
这个四星级饭店真他妈烂 It's this flimsy-ass four-star restaurant.
就坐这别动 我要跟他们经理谈谈，好吗？ Just sit right here. I'm gonna go talk to the manager, OK?
我马上就回来 I'll be right back.
晚上好,谢谢你 Good night. Thank you.
我不是要指责你们，但是我需要一张椅子 我的女朋友一碰到你们的椅子就倒霉透了 I'm not blaming you, but I need a chair. My girlfriend's jinxed when it comes to furniture.
我非常的抱歉 招待告诉了我发生的事 I'm so sorry. The waiter told me what happened.
- (电话铃) - 请稍等，麦金托什餐馆 Just a sec. Mclntosh's.
(手机铃)
喂？ Hello?
- (摩里西奥) 庸人哈尔想要一个女孩 - 什么？ - Shallow Hal wants a gal, - What?
庸人哈尔想要一个女孩 Shallow Hal wants a gal.
- 你到底在说什么？ - 我刚才拯救了你，亲爱的 - What the hell are you talking about? - I just saved your life, baby.
- 什么？ - 我已经找你一整天了 - What? - I've been looking for you all day.
我和罗斯玛丽在麦金托什餐馆 我遇到了一点… I'm at Mclntosh's with Rosemary. Look, I got kind of a...
- 你正看着她吗？ - 不，我正和女主管说话呢 - Are you looking right at her? - No, I'm talking to the hostess.
哈尔，不要！哈尔… Hal, don't! Hal...
- 你瞧，我这出了点状况,我呆会再给你打电话 - 看别处！ - Look, I got a situation here. I'll call you later. - Look away!
- 我刚才和这里的女主管说话 - 是的，就是我 - I was just talking to the hostess. - Right. That would be me.
不，不，是另一个 No, no. It was the other hostess.
先生，我是这里唯一的女主管 Sir, I'm the only hostess in the restaurant.
为坐椅的事，我们向您道歉 Let me apologize about the booth. We are so sorry.
我们已经换了张新的椅子，很结实的。 您的餐费也免了 We've replaced your date's side with a new chair, a strong one, and the meal's on us.
哦，好的，那…谢谢你 Oh, OK. Well, thank you.
不客气 You're welcome.
打搅了，你们…把我们的座位换了吗？ Excuse me. Did you move us?
没有，右边第二桌。 No. Second table on the right.
那也许你得向我解释 为什么那个胖女人 Well, then maybe you can explain to me why that robust woman
在吃我女朋友的… is eating my girlfriend's din...
嗨！现在她在吃我的牡蛎了！ Hey! Now she's eating my clams casino!
孩子，你没事吧？ Sweetie, are you OK?
- (电话) - 抱歉 Excuse me.
麦金托什餐馆的Tiffany Mclntosh's. Tiffany.
嗯，好的 OK.
我们是朋友，出去走走 We're two friends walking. We're just walking.
罗宾斯证实了我的猜想 And then Robbins confirmed exactly what I thought.
- 什么？ - 你对女孩并没有不可抗拒的魅力 - Which is? - You weren't irresistible to women.
他催眠了你，从那以后，你碰到的丑女 He hypnotized you so that really ugly girls that you met from then on
- 对你而言，看起来就像是超级模特 - 什么？ - would, to you, look like supermodels. - What?
只要她们有内在美或一些花言巧语 因为你突然想要这些不受欢迎的人 If they had inner beauty or some baloney. You could get any woman you desired
所以你才得到了你想要的女人 because you were suddenly desiring the undesirable.
- 你明白了？ - 没有，没有完全明白。 - You get it? - No, not exactly.
让我这样给你解释。 就像是他给你外面的眼睛做了一个激光手术 Let me put it this way. It's like he gave you beer-goggle laser surgery.
等一下，你是说 Now wait a second. So what you're saying
我最近遇到的女孩实际上都不漂亮？ is that all the pretty girls I've met lately are not really pretty?
对了，让我们看实情吧 All right. Let's look at the facts.
她们都很风趣，时髦和美丽 They were funny, smart and nice.
漂亮女孩都并不风趣！ 而且她们当然也不会对我们和气… Pretty girls are not funny! And they're certainly not nice. Not to us.
当我发现罗宾斯所做的 我说服他解除你的催眠。 When I found out what Robbins was doing, I convinced him to take the trance away.
我一说“庸人哈尔想要个女孩” 你就恢复了 When I said "Shallow Hal wants a gal," you were cured.
你在发疯。你知道吗？ 我要回餐厅去了。 You're out of your mind. Do you know that? I'm going back to the restaurant.
- 哈尔 哈尔，得了 - 嗨，哈尔！ - Hal. Hal, come on. - Hey, Hal!
你从没打电话给我 你怎么啦？ You never called me back. What happened to you?
- 抱歉？ - 哦 - Excuse me? - Oh.
我把头发给弄到后面去了 I've got my hair back.
是我——Katrina It's me - Katrina.
我们共享过一辆出租车呢 We shared the cab together.
我来这里照顾我生病的奶奶，还有… I'm in town taking care of my grandma, Cos she's been sick, and...
噢，等等！我记起来了！ Oh, wait a minute! I get it!
干得好，摩里西奥 你从哪里找来这个人？ Nice try, Mauricio. Where'd you find this one?
不，是我——Katrina No, it's me - Katrina.
从波士顿来的，…神奇的水果？ From Boston. The magical fruit?
是，我记起来了 Katrina，但是，你不是Ka… Yes, I remember Katrina. But the thing is, you're not Ka...
我从没和你说起过K… I never told you about K...
Katrina！你好吗？我的甜心 Katrina! How the heck are ya? Give me some sugar.
我认不出你了 你的头发和… I didn't recognize you. The hair and the...
你把我给毁了，兄弟！我曾经有个漂亮的 可人的，风趣的，和聪明的女朋友 You screwed me, man! I had a beautiful, caring, funny, intelligent woman,
你却把她变没了！ and you made her disappear!
哦，不，我没有，我只是让真的罗斯玛丽回来 这不是一回事，这叫回到现实 Oh, no, I didn't. I just made Rosemary appear. There's a difference. It's called reality.
嗨，如果你能看到， 听到和闻到那些和现实中不同的东西吗？ Hey, if you can see something and hear it and smell it, what keeps it from being real?
第三只眼 Third-party perspective.
相信这是真的那些人 Other people agreeing that it's real.
好，我问你个问题 谁是你的真爱？ OK, let me ask you a question. Who's the all-time love of your life?
非凡的女孩 Wonder Woman.
好 我们假设一个非凡的女孩 和你谈恋爱，好吗？ OK. Let's say Wonder Woman falls in love with you, right?
其他人认为她没有吸引力 这对你有妨碍吗？ Would it bother you if the rest of the world didn't find her attractive?
不会 因为我会认为他们是错的 Not at all. Cos I know they'd be wrong.
这就是我和罗斯玛丽！ That's what I had with Rosemary!
我所见的是个迷人的女孩！ 我不管其他人怎么看！ I saw a knockout! I don't care what anybody else saw!
天呀，我从来没有这么想过 Jeez, I never thought about it that way.
- 嗨，我想我是真的毁了你了？ - 我该怎么办？ - Hey, I guess I really did screw you, huh? - What am I gonna do?
嘿，别慌 我们把托尼·罗宾斯请到这儿来 Hey, hey, don't panic. We just get Tony Robbins back here,
他再对你施法，把你变回去 he puts the Vulcan mind-meld on ya and he puts you back under.
好主意 Good idea.
- 但这意味着你要避免和罗斯玛丽见面 - 为什么？ - In the meantime you just avoid Rosemary. - Why?
因为你一旦看到了真的罗斯玛丽 催眠术对你不再有作用 Because if you see the real Rosemary, hypnosis is not gonna help you.
你得将这个影像从你的记忆中抹去 You'll need the jaws of life to get that image out of your head.
(敲门)
(罗斯玛丽) 哈尔，开门，是我 Hal, open up. It's me.
我听见了 I hear you in there.
等一会， 罗斯玛丽 Just a sec, Rosemary.
(罗斯玛丽)在餐馆里你怎么了？ What happened to you at the restaurant?
有东西掉进我眼里我， 我得赶快回来把它冲出来 I got something in my eye. I had to run back here and flush it out.
哦，女服务员说你像只小布谷鸟 Yeah, the hostess said that you seemed a little cuckoo.
- 那，快，开门 - 我不能 - So, come on, open up. - I can't.
嗯…
- 让她进来，我们一起应付她 - 不 - Let her in. We'll club her. - No.
我，嗯… 我… I'm...
我很不舒服 I'm very sick.
我要，嗯… 嗯… I've got, uh...
- CC！ - 你怎么了？ - CC! - You have what?
红眼病（传染性结膜炎） Contagious conjunctivitis.
让我来试试吧，开门吧 I'll take my chances. Now open up.
好的，等会儿 All right. In a minute.
(罗斯玛丽气喘吁吁)
我告诉过你很恶心的 I told you it was nasty.
你还好吗？需要去医院吗？ Are you OK? Do you need to go to the hospital?
不，不要，我已经点了眼药水，会好的 Nah, nah. I got some drops. I'll be fine.
- 可怜的宝贝 - 是的 - My poor baby. - Yeah.
好了，我也许得睡了。我太累了 Well, I should probably rack out. This has taken a lot out of me.
好 OK.
好的，明天早上我再打电话过来 问你怎么样了 Well, I'll call you in the morning and see how you're doing.
好的，好的，再见 Great, great. Bye-bye.
(# "Sweet Mistakes" by Ellis Paul)
# 打开软木塞，香槟杯 # Pop the cork, a champagne glass
# 为未来干杯，为过去干杯 # Raise to the future, drink to the past
# 感谢主赐予他的朋友 # Thank the Lord for the friends he cast
#在他为你写的戏里 # In the play he wrote for you
# 如果你爱这个女孩，伙计，请点亮火炬 # And if you love the girl, man, light up a torch
# 开辟一条通往她前廊的小径 # Blaze a trail to her front porch
# 吻她直到你的嘴唇被烤焦 # Kiss her till your lips are scorched
# 直到雨落在你身上 # Till the rain comes down on you
# 祝福你甜蜜的错误... # Bless your sweet mistakes...
(敲门)
哈尔，你怎么样了？ Hal, is everything all right with you?
好呀，我很好呀，先生 Yeah. Yeah, it's topnotch, sir.
怎么了？ Why?
哦，只是罗斯玛丽告诉我 Well, it's just that Rosemary's been telling me
在过去几天里她都打不通你的电话 that she's having a bit of trouble getting you on the telephone the last couple of days.
现在，我并没有让你工作得太辛苦吧？ Now, I wouldn't be working you too hard, would I?
不，我的意思是，我在努力工作 No. I mean, I'm working hard,
我想我是有点太投入了 but I guess I've just been a little preoccupied with things.
但是我保证我会和她保持联络的 But I'll make sure and touch base with her.
好，好的。 Right. Right.
好，那么 OK, then.
我很抱歉，显然托尼·罗宾斯 比我想像中的要难找到得多 I'm sorry. Apparently Tony Robbins is a lot tougher to track down than I thought he'd be.
- 我会办到的我保证 - 我快受不了，兄弟 - I'll come through. I promise. - I can't keep this up, man.
冷静点 Calm down.
我不知道，摩里西奥 也许我该见见她 I don't know, Mauricio. Maybe I should just see her.
我是指，我真的… I mean, I do have,
你知道的，动心了 you know, the heart thing.
也需这足以克服她的外貌 Maybe that's enough to overcome her appearance.
就像是电影《哭泣游戏》中 It could be like in that movie - The Crying Game,
那个小伙子爱上了一个漂亮的女孩 When the guy fell in love with a beautiful woman?
当他发现她原来是个‘男’的， 但这并不要紧，因为他已经爱上她了 And then when he found out it was a guy, it didn't matter, cos he already loved her.
哈尔，如果你遇到的阻力是看得见的 我会让你往前冲的 Hal, if a set of hairy boys was your biggest hurdle here, I'd say go for it.
(电话)
- 你好？ - (罗斯玛丽) 嗨，是我 - Hello? - Hey, it's me,
嗨，什么事，罗斯玛丽？ Hey, what's up, Rosemary?
- 昨天你怎么了？ - 嗯？ - What happened yesterday? - Hm?
我在你办公室门口向你打招呼 你马上跑开了 Well, I stopped by your office to say hi, but you just took off running.
- 哦，你说着玩的吧 - 不 - Oh, you're kidding. - No,
- 那你在干什么？ - 当时我在慢跑 - What were you doing? - I was jogging,
- 穿这工作服？ - 我里面穿了件汗衫 - In your business suit? - I had a sweat suit underneath.
哦
你还…？ Is everything...?
到底怎么了，哈尔？ What's going on, Hal?
最近好像和以前不一样了 Things haven't felt the same lately.
- 不是吗？ - 不 - No? - No.
嗨，罗斯玛丽，别担心 一切… Hey, Rosemary, don't worry. Everything...
我现在有点害怕，一切都会好的 I'm just in a little funk right now, and everything's gonna be fine.
好的，那么，嗯… Yeah. So...
我想我明天得和你谈谈 I guess I'll talk to you tomorrow?
再见 Bye.
＃ 你怎么了？ # What happened to you?
#我联系不到你 # I can't get to you
#因为你的心里有一堵墙 # Cos there's a wall in your heart
# 没有人可以通过 # That no one can get through
# 又冷又黑 # And it's cold and it's dark
# 而你却一无所知 # And you don't have a clue
# 但是这堵墙，它会倒塌 # But this wall, it will fall
# 如果是最后一个我愿意 # If it's the last thing I do
#我会通过的 # I'll get through
#你心中的这堵墙 # This wall in your heart
- (奇怪的口音) 是谁？ - 哈尔，是你吗？我是吉儿 - Who is it? - Hal, is that you? It's Jill.
请进 Comin'.
嗨，什么事？ Hey, what's up?
嗨，我的女朋友刚刚跳了我的票 Hey. My girlfriend just bailed on me,
我想我是否可以和你出去共进晚餐 and I was wondering if I could take you out to dinner.
抱歉，今晚我不太想去 I'm sorry. Tonight's not good.
别这样请不动 我有些事要和你谈谈 Don't be such a stiff. There's some stuff I wanna talk to you about.
- 不了，真的，我不想 - 求你了？我们只是朋友般的出去 - No, really, I can't. - Please? We'll go outjust as friends.
哦，快，你得吃饭，不是吗？ Oh, come on. You gotta eat, don't you?
- 我能问你些事吗，吉儿？ - 好的 - Can I ask you something, Jill? - Yeah.
为什么你突然改变主意了？ Why the sudden thaw?
是的，我…我想了很多 Well, I've been thinking a lot.
哈尔，我… 我犯了个错 我不该和你吹的 Hal, I made a mistake. I never should have broken it off with you.
不，你并没有和我吹 我们只约会了一次 Well, you didn't really break it off. We only had that one date.
另外，你也是对的 我们没有共同点，记得吗？ Besides, you did the right thing. We didn't have anything in common, remember?
是我的错。我太感情用事了。 But that was my fault. I shut you out emotionally.
如果我想要的话，我们会有共同点的 We could have had more things in common if I'd wanted to.
- 沙纳罕先生，晚上好 - 我怎样？ - Mr Shanahan, how are you this evening? - How am I?
今晚我像玫瑰丛中的一根刺 Tonight I feel like a thorn amongst a bed of roses.
- 你的位子好了 John领您去 - 这边，请 - Your table's ready. John'll seat you. - Right this way, please.
- 我去一下洗手间 - 好的，Rosie 我们先坐下来 - I'm just gonna go to the ladies' room. - OK, Rosie. We'll be at the table.
嗯 你看，为什么你当时要拒绝我呢？ 我只是有点好奇 Yeah. See, why did you shut me out in the first place? I'm just curious.
好，坦率地说，我想… 你是个浅薄的人 Well, frankly, I guess I thought you were shallow.
我？ Me?
是的，你给我的印象是个肤浅的…家伙 Yeah. You struck me as this kind of superficial dickwad.
我不知道如何表达 I don't know. What do you call it?
哈尔，现在好了 Hal, it's OK.
过去几周里，我一直在观察你 我看到了和你出去的那个女孩 I've been watching you in the past few weeks. I've seen the women you've been out with.
现在我知道了，你并不看重外表 And now I know appearances mean absolutely nothing to you.
如果有什么区别的话 就是你并不浅薄 If anything, you're pathologically unshallow.
- 我并不知道这个 - 是真的 - I don't know about that. - It's true.
听着，我有主意 Listen, I have an idea.
为什么我们不将吃的东西打包走？ Why don't we get all this food to go?
- 为什么？ - 因为在床上吃的话，味道更好 - Why? - Because it'll taste a lot better in bed.
你知道吗，在一个男人的一生中 有许多次—— You know, there are a few times in a guy's life -
我是指有两三次，最重要的 - and I mean two or three, tops -
当他站在十字路口，他得做决定 when he comes to a crossroads, and he's gotta decide.
如果他走一条路，他能继续他做的 也能和任何一个女孩子在一起 If he goes one way, he can continue what he's doing and be with any girl who will have him,
如果他选另一条路， 他就只能和一个女孩子在一起 and if he goes the other way, he gets to be with only one woman,
也许是用他的后半生 maybe for the rest of his life.
他选了第二条路，看起来 他错过了很多机会 It seems like by taking the second road, he's missing out on a lot.
但是事实上，他得到的回报更丰厚 But the truth is, he gets much more in return.
他会很幸福 你穿了短裤吗？ He gets to be happy. Are you wearing panties?
天啦！我说什么了？不！ God! What am I saying? No!
不，原谅我。吉儿，这…这不会发生的 我，嗯… No, I'm sorry. Jill, this isn't gonna happen. I...
我想我得马上去另一条路了 I think I'm gonna go down that other road for once.
- 嗨 - 你好 - Hi. - Hello.
(手机)
你好？ Hello?
喂,喂 ,喂 是我，你的小乖乖 Hey, hey, hey now. It's me, your love bunny.
- 我想你，我想见你 - (哭泣) I miss you and I wanna see you,
怎么了？你听起来很伤心 What's the matter? You sound upset,
你是谁，疯了吗你？ What are you, some kind of psycho?
喂？Rosie？ Hello? Rosie?
离我女儿远点 Just you leave me daughter alone.
- 我不明白 - 鬼把戏结束了，她都知道了 - I don't understand. - The jig is up, and she knows it.
她不回我的电话怎么回事？ Well, she hasn't returned my calls. What's going on?
你不认为现在担心有点晚了？ It's a little late to be worrying about that now, don't you think?
另外，她去接受了和平团的委派 Besides, she went and accepted that Peace Corps assignment.
不怕冒犯 但是我想我有权利听她亲口说 No offense, but I think I have a right to hear this from her.
我会给你权利的 I'll give you your rights.
我会给你的 你这自以为是的狗屎！ I'll give you your last rites, you self-righteous little shit!
你知道吗，我想我喜欢你 我真的喜欢你 You know, I wanted to like you. I truly did.
那天晚上在这屋里你说的那些大话 我都照单收了 And all of that malarkey that you gave me that night at the house. I bought into it.
尽管我很小心，我还是上了你的当 In spite of all me better instincts, I took the hook.
我不明白也许我该和她一起蒙羞 I don't know. Maybe I share in the blame of it all.
也许，我只是… 我以为会有一个好男孩的 Maybe I just wanted to believe that there was still a decent guy out there.
一个适合我女儿的男孩 A lad that would be right for me daughter.
- 但是，先生… - 不要说话 听着吧，你！ - But, sir... - Don't speak. Just you listen!
现在，谢天谢地 有一个这样的男孩出现了 Now, thankfully, as it turns out, there is a guy out there.
- 他的名字叫拉尔夫·欧文斯 - 拉尔… 漂亮小子拉尔夫？ - His name is Ralph Owens. - Ral... Pretty-boy Ralph?
别自以为是了 现在听我说 Don't be a smart ass. Now you listen to me.
他们又和好了 我女儿有机会得到幸福了 They're back together, and me daughter has a chance to be happy.
你，你妨碍不到他们 And you, you'll be respectin' that.
(# "After The Gold Rush" by Neil Young)
# 好吧，我梦到我看到穿着盔甲的骑士来了 # Well，I dreamed I saw the knights in armour coming
# 说说女王 # Saying something about a queen
# 那里有农民在唱歌，鼓手在打鼓…… # There were peasants singin' and drummers drummin'...
打搅 你能告诉我 罗斯玛丽·沙纳罕在几楼工作吗？ Excuse me. Could you tell me what floor Rosemary Shanahan works on?
我想她会在上面的儿科 I think she's up in Pediatrics.
- 是的是三楼 - 谢谢 - Yeah. That's third floor. - Thank you.
哈尔，是你吗？ Hal, is that you?
嗨 Hey.
- 你到这里干吗？ - 我，嗯… - What are you doing here? - I...
我，嗯… 来看罗斯玛丽 I came to see Rosemary.
噢
哦，她提早离开了，她看起来很伤心 Well, she left early. She seemed upset about something.
- 知道她去哪里了吗？ - 不知道 - Any idea where she went? - You got me.
嗨，哈尔 Hi, Hal.
嗨 Hi.
呃…
- 你怎么知道我的名字？ - 是我 - Cadence - How do you know my name? - It's me - Cadence.
“烧伤儿童科”
噢，嗨，Cadence Oh, hi, Cadence.
你好，美女？ How are you, beautiful?
你怎么也不回来看我们？ How come you haven't come back to see us?
嗯…
哦，我和罗斯玛丽出问题了 Well, me and Rosemary have been having some problems.
我，嗯…
- 我真的很蠢 - 噢 - I was really stupid. - Oh.
那，为什么你不给她买件礼物 也许还能弥补呢？ Well, why don't you go buy her a present and then maybe you can make up?
你是对的 You were right.
嗯？
上周在体育馆里你说我害怕接触女人 你是对的 In the gym last week when you said I was scared of women, you were right.
- 不，我不说那个意思，我只是… - 不，少来了，哈尔，是真的 - Nah, I didn't mean that. I was just... - No, come on, Hal. It's the truth.
我对女人很恐惧 I'm terrified of 'em.
我一生中没有和一个女人走得很近… I haven't been close to a woman my whole life.
我是个懦夫，是吗？ I'm a coward, all right?
那是为什么？我是说，看看你 你很有男子汉气派呀 But why? I mean, look at you. You're a mountain of a man.
你比Blackwell先生还有形 你每年有28到29G的进帐？ You got more style than Mr Blackwell. You're pulling in what - 28, 29 Gs a year?
- 29,500 - 你是钻石王老五！ - 29,500. - You're the perfect catch!
我知道，我知道，都疯了 I know, I know. It's crazy.
我…有这个 I just have this thing.
- 什么？ - 是… What thing?
先天缺陷性…的东西 It's kind of a birth defect thing.
天啦，兄弟，我都不知道 Jeez, man. I didn't know.
- 是什么？ - 我有一条尾巴 - What is it? - I have a tail.
嗯？
- 一条尾巴 - 什么意思，说笑吧？ - A tail. - What do you mean, like a story?
不，是一条尾巴，就像摇摇晃晃的的尾巴 No, a tail. It's like a waggy tail.
我的脊柱比平常人的长 My backbone is longer than it's supposed to be.
是遗传病是一条发育不全的尾巴 It's like a genetic abnormality. It's a vestigial tail.
- 你没有 - 不，我有 - You do not. - Yeah, I do.
少来了！ Get out!
如果连我最好的朋友都无法接受它 我又怎么期望一个女人接受它呢？ If I can't even get my best friend to accept it, how am I supposed to expect a woman to?
等等，是真的吗？ 如果是真的，让我看看 Wait a second. Are you for real? Cos if you are, I gotta see this.
- 不，你不会想要看的。 - 对，我不想，我要看 - No, you don't wanna see it. - No, I don't wanna. I gotta.
- 天啦！ - 是吧，你现在信了吧？ - Good Lord! - All right, you believe me now?
噢，天，它还真能动 Oh, man. It really does wag.
只是在我紧张…或者高兴的时候 Only when I'm nervous, or happy.
哇 Wow.
你想过，也许你可以把它给切了？ Have you ever thought about, you know, maybe getting it cut off?
切掉？我难道连这也没想到？ Cut off? I don't know why I never thought of that
上体育课我被一群高年级的 狗东西揍得半死！ when I was getting pummeled in gym class by a bunch of barking seniors!
(学狗叫)
- 好，冷静点，冷静点 - 天呀！ - All right, calm down, calm down. - God!
这该死的家伙包着根血管 没有医生敢切！ The damn thing is wrapped around an artery! No doctor will touch it!
噢… 它也并不是太坏 Well, it's not so bad.
我保证会有女孩认为它很可爱的 I guarantee you there are some girls who would think it was adorable.
就像一只小狗 Like a little puppy dog.
真的吗？你认为它像一只小狗？ Really? You think it's like a puppy dog?
它像一只可爱的纽扣 It's cute as a button.
- 你想…爱抚一下这个小家伙吗 ？ - 不！ - Do you wanna pet the little fella? - No!
你知道的，我不是很喜欢狗 But, you know, I'm not much of a dog person.
另外，你得让你这儿的公路长多点小草 By the way, you're gonna need a little sod on the fairway there.
嗯？你什么意思？ Huh? What do you mean?
那你现在准备干什么？ So, what are you doing right now?
- 没事，干吗？ - 能送我一程吗？我想去见个人 - Nothing. Why? - Can I get a lift? I gotta go see someone.
好的，当然可以 Yeah. Sure.
# 似乎比以往任何时候都长，是的 # Seems like longer than for ever, yeah
#我的家现在是遥远的土地 # My home is now a distant land
#如果我有一个愿望，我希望你能成为 # If I had one wish, I wish you could be
# 回到海中央的那块岩石上 # Back on that rock in the middle of the sea
#我的心在呼唤我去海岛 # My heart is calling me to the islands
#我的家现在是遥远的土地 # My home is now a distant land
#如果我有一个愿望，我希望我能成为 # If I had one wish, I wish I could be
# 回到那块石头上 # Back on that rock
嗨！呃… 哈尔，是吗？ Hey! Hal, right?
- 我们见过吗？ - 是我，Li'iBoy - Have we met? - It's me, Li'iBoy.
在山里我和拉尔夫一起，我们见过的 I met you up in the mountains with Ralph.
- 噢，是的，Li'iBoy 你好？ - 你好 - Oh, yeah, Li'iBoy. How ya doing? - Yeah.
- 看来你的训练结束了 - 还没 - You look like you been working out. - Nah.
那，你知道拉尔夫在办公室吗？ So, do you know if Ralph is in the office?
在，拉尔夫！ Yeah. Ralph!
哈尔！嗨，哈尔 Hal! Hey, Hal.
嗨，你好吗？ Hey. How ya doin'?
我很好，你看起来不错有何贵干？ I'm doing great. You're looking good. So, what can I do you for?
- 我来祝贺你的 - 祝贺什么…？ - I came here to congratulate you. - On...?
嗯… Look,
你得到了一个好女孩 你也该得到她 you got a great girl, and you deserve her.
你比我好 从内心里我也为罗斯玛丽高兴 More than me. And the truth is, I'm happy for Rosemary.
但是我想要你明白一件事 你最好对她好点，拉尔夫 But I want you to understand one thing. You better be good to her, Ralph.
拉尔夫，如果你乱来，让她不快活 Ralph, if you ever mess up and make her unhappy,
我在边上瞧这 我会像只老虎一样扑向你的！ I'll be waiting in the wings, and I'll pounce on you. Like a tiger!
就像老虎对小鹿 让你缺胳膊断腿的！ Like a tiger on a deer, with a cloven hoof and with a broken arm!
哇，哇，哇，哈尔你在说什么？ Whoa, whoa, whoa, Hal. What are you talking about?
你们和好了 我们别捉迷藏了 You're back together. Let's not play games.
- 罗斯玛丽和我并没有和好 - 你们没有？ - Rosemary and I aren't back together. - You're not?
先把这放放，就在我们说话的这刻， 她父母正为她举办告别聚会 Let's put it this way. Her parents are throwing a going-away party for her as we speak.
他们没有邀请我 I wasn't even invited.
(# "Comfort Eagle" by Cake)
轮胎尖叫声 (tyres screech)
# 我们正在建立一种宗教，我们正在把它建设得更大 # We are building a religion, we are building it bigger
# 我们正在加宽走廊并增加更多车道... # We are widening the corridors and adding more lanes...
- 看起来很疯狂 - 是啊，本身就是 - This seems crazy. - Yeah. That's cos it is.
- 都是你弄的 - 阿门 - But crazy's all you got. - Amen to that.
好运，哈尔 Good luck, Hal.
好，我想喝一杯，我们从边上溜进去如何？ Well, I could use a drink. What do you say we slide around the side here?
对，我们可混进去 Yeah, we'll blend in.
对 Yeah.
喂？ Hello?
- Rosie？ - 抱歉，你是谁…？ - Rosie? - Excuse me. What are you...?
嘘～～
我爱你，我哪儿也不去， 除非你听我把话说完 I love you. I'm not going anywhere until you hear me out.
你们在干什么？ What are you doing?
- 你是谁？ - 我是谁…？ - Who are you? - Who am...?
哈尔，你喝多了？是我，沙纳罕夫人 Hal, are you drunk? It's me, Mrs Shanahan.
我得和你女儿说几句话。 否则我不会走的。 I have some things to say to your daughter. I'm not leaving here until I do.
好的，但是你能放开Helga 让她去做事吗？ OK. But could you release Helga so she can get back to work?
准备，Li'iBoy，好戏开场了 Get ready, Li'iBoy. It's showtime.
噢，哈尔，现在是你机会来了 Well, Hal, now's your chance.
你到这里来干什么？ What are you doing here?
噢，天啦，你真美 Oh, my God. You're beautiful.
你没有权利在这里 You have no right to be here.
- 哈尔，加油，这还不够 - 我会好的 - Hal, come on. This isn't working out. - I'm OK.
你到这里究竟想干什么？！ What the hell are you doing here?
- 我有句话要和你女儿说 - 最好是说“再见”！ - I'm having a word with your daughter. - It better be "goodbye"!
- 你已经把她弄得… - 史蒂夫！闭嘴 - You've got her all up... - Steve! Shut up.
罗斯玛丽，我很抱歉我伤了你的心 Rosemary, I am so sorry that I hurt you.
我真的… 很愚蠢 I've been really dumb.
我不成熟，我粗心 我真的是个大傻蛋 I'm immature, I'm unthoughtful, I'm a friggin' idiot.
但是我爱你 你是我爱过的唯一的女孩 But I love you. You're the only girl I've ever loved.
我不想你不知道这个就走了 And I just didn't want you to go away without knowing that.
你真的伤了我的心 You really hurt me.
我知道。但是如果你愿意， 我愿意用我的下半辈子来补偿你 I know. But if you'll let me, I wanna spend the rest of my life making it up to you.
但，你真不凑巧 Well, your timing is terrible.
我是说，我今晚要去基里巴斯 而且一去就是14个月 I mean, I'm leaving for Carabas tonight for 14 months.
抱歉，罗斯玛丽 我等不了那么长的时间 I'm sorry, Rosemary. I just can't wait that long.
我明白 I understand.
我要和你一起去 Which is why I'm going with you.
(# "This Is My World")
什么？ What?
是真的，Rosie Big Kahuna半个小时前把他加进了团里 It's true, Rosie. Big Kahuna here just swore him into the Corps about a half-hour ago.
是的，他是正式团员了 That's right. He's official.
你确定那是你想做的吗？ Are you sure that's what you wanna do?
Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
#它永远解释不了你的心 # It could never explain your heart
#还有我嘴唇的触感 # And the touch of my lips
#它永远无法告诉你我的想法 # It could never tell you my thoughts
# 你要我改变 # And you want me to change
#我不习惯 # I can't get used to
#你想要我成为的一切 # All you want me to be
#我只是不能假装 # I just can't pretend
#成为别人 # To be anyone else
#因为这不是我 # Cos it's not really me
#这是我的世界，这就是我 # This is my world, this is who I am
# 我不会放弃自己 # I'm not gonna give up myseIf
#让你的生活更美好 # To make your life better
#她说是这样的 # She said this is how it is
#我有自己的生活 # I got my own life to live
# 你可以接受我 # And you can either accept me
# 或者，宝贝，如果我们分享的是爱... # Or, baby, if it's love that we share...
- 这是你的袋子，罗斯玛丽 - 谢谢 - Here's your bag, Rosemary. - Thank you.
- 祝贺你，哈尔 - 谢谢 - Congratulations, Hal. - Thank you.
- 罗斯玛丽 - 拜拜 - Rosemary. - Bye.
把它停在机场好了，我会去取的 一路顺风 Just keep it right there at the airport. I'll pick it up later. Congrats.
- 我们爱你，Rosie - 我爱你，妈妈 - We love you, Rosie. - I love you, Mom.
罗斯玛丽，你得照顾好我的小家伙 And, Rosemary, you'd better be looking after me lad.
我会的 I will.
再见，花花公子！ Later, dudes!
# 哦，但我的罗斯玛丽去哪里，爱就会在哪里生长 # Oh, but love grows where my Rosemary goes
# 没有人像我一样了解 # And nobody knows like me
Say bye-bye. Bye-bye.
你… 你喜欢小狗，是吗？ You like puppy dogs, do ya?
与狗有关的事，我都喜欢 Anything to do with dogs, I melt.
我们出去遛遛，喝一杯，怎样？ Why don't we go around back, get a little drink?
- 好的 - 好？快，跟上 - Sure. - Yeah? Come on, big fella.
# 这是一种很好的感觉，我只想说，嘿 # It's a feelin' that's fine, and I just gotta say, hey
#她真的有魔法 # She's really got a magical spell
# 而且效果很好，我无法逃脱 # And it's workin' so well that I can't get away
# 我是个幸运儿，我只需要告诉她 # I'm a lucky fella and I just gotta tell her
#我永远爱她 # That I love her endlessly
# 因为我的罗斯玛丽到哪里，爱就在哪里生长 # Because love grows where my Rosemary goes
# 没有人像我一样了解 # And nobody knows like me
# 她的手握着我的手有点不对劲 # There's something about her hand holdin' mine
# 这是一种很好的感觉，我只想说，嘿 # It's a feelin' that's fine, and I just gotta say, hey
#她真的有魔法 # She's really got a magical spell
# 而且效果很好，我无法逃脱 # And it's workin' so well that I can't get away
# 我是个幸运儿，我只需要告诉她 # I'm a lucky fella and I just gotta tell her
#我永远爱她 # That I love her endlessly
# 因为我的罗斯玛丽到哪里，爱就在哪里生长 # Because love grows where my Rosemary goes
# 没有人像我一样了解 # And nobody knows like me
#这是真的，她所经历的一切 # It is true，everything she's been through
# 没有人像我一样了解 # And nobody knows like me
#如果你遇见她，你将永远不会忘记她 # If you met her you'd never forget her
# 没有人像我一样了解 # And nobody knows like me
# 我们正在建立一种宗教，我们正在把它建设得更大 # We are building a religion, we are building it bigger
# 我们正在加宽走廊并增加更多车道 # We are widening the corridors and adding more lanes
#我们正在建立一种宗教，限量版 # We are building a religion, a limited edition
# 我们现在接受来电者索取这些吊坠钥匙链 # We are now accepting callers for these pendant key chains
#反抗没用，反抗也没用 # To resist it is useless, it is useless to resist it
# 他的香烟在燃烧，但他似乎从未熄灭 # His cigarette is burning but he never seems to ash
# 他正在梳理他的贵宾犬，他是一只生活舒适的鹰 # He is grooming his poodle, he is living comfort eagle
# 你可以在他的位置见面，但最好带现金 # You can meet at his location but you better come with cash
# 现在他的帽子反戴了，他可以给你看他的纹身 # Now his hat is on backwards, he can show you his tattoos
# 他从事音乐行业，他称呼您为“伙计！” # He is in the music business, he is calling you "Dude!"
# 现在今天就是明天，明天就是今天 # Now today is tomorrow, and tomorrow today
# 昨天正在穿梭，穿梭，穿梭 # And yesterday is weaving in and out，out，out
# 还有飞机留下的蓬松白线 # And the fluffy white lines that the airplane leaves behind
# 在月亏前漂流 # Are drifting right in front of the waning of the moon
#他在处理钱, 他正在上菜 # He is handling the money, he's serving the food
# 他知道你的聚会，他叫你“伙计！” # He knows about your party, he is calling you "Dude!"
#现在你相信一个大标志吗？ # Now do you believe in the one big sign?
# 双宽闪耀在你巅峰时期的靴跟上 # The doublewide shine on the boot heels of your prime
#瘦没关系，胖了也没关系 # Doesn't matter if you're skinny, doesn't matter if you're fat
# 你可以戴上洋葱头帽打扮得像个苏丹 # You can dress up like a sultan in your onion-head hat
# 我们正在建立一种宗教，我们正在打造一个品牌 # We are building a religion, we are making a brand
# 当你的城堡变成沙子时，我们是唯一可以求助的人 # We're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
# 咬一口这个苹果，企业活动先生 # Take a bite of this apple, Mr Corporate Events
# 在纸板棚屋和帐篷的丛林中漫步 # Take a walk through the jungle of cardboard shanties and tents
#有的人喝百事可乐，有的人喝可口可乐 # Some people drink Pepsi, some people drink Coke
# 古怪的早间 DJ 说民主是个笑话 # The wacky morning DJ says democracy's a joke
# 他说“现在你相信一首大歌吗？” # He says "Now do you believe in the one big song?"
# 他现在正在接受愿意一起唱歌的来电者 # He's now accepting callers who would like to sing along
# 他说“你相信唯一的真正优势吗 # He says "Do you believe in the one true edge
# 系好安全带并走向窗台？” # By fastening your safety belts and stepping towards the ledge?"
# 他在处理钱，他在提供食物 # He is handling the money, he is serving the food
# 他现在正在接电话，他叫我“伙计！” # He is now accepting callers, he is calling me "Dude!"
#你相信一个大牌吗？ # Do you believe in the one big sign?
# 双宽闪耀在你巅峰时期的靴跟上 # The doublewide shine on the boot heels of your prime
# 如果你失去理智，无需问路 # There's no need to ask directions if you ever lose your mind
#我们在你身后，我们在你身后，让我们提醒你 # We're behind you，we're behind you,and let us please remind you
# 如果你迷路了，我们可以派车来找你 # We can send a car to find you if you ever lose your way
(# "I Think Of You" by lvy)
＃ 我想到你 # I think of you
#无论你去哪里 # Wherever you may go
#我知道你只差一个梦 # I know that you are only one dream away
# 所以不要放弃，宝贝 # So don't give up, baby
#不要屈服 # Don't give in
# 如果我们尝试，我们可以重新开始 # If we try, we can begin again
#我知道我们经历了什么 # I know what we've been through
#但我还是很想你 # But I still think of you
＃ 我想到你 # I think of you
#每当我下来 # Whenever I get down
#每当我感到疲倦时 # Whenever I get weary
＃ 我想到你 # I think of you
#当你不在的时候 # When you're not around
#不知道你有没有听到我喊你的名字 # I wonder if you hear me call out your name
# 所以不要放弃，宝贝 # So don't give up，baby
#不要屈服 # Don't give in
# 如果我们尝试，我们可以重新开始 # If we try，we can begin again
#我知道我们经历了什么 # I know what we've been through
#但我还是很想你 # But I still think of you
＃ 我想到你 # I think of you
#每当我下来 # Whenever I get down
#每当我感到疲倦时 # Whenever I get weary
＃ 我想到你 # I think of you
嗨，小子，这双笨鞋怎么样？ 它们像手套还是别的什么？ Hey, kid. How 'bout these Rossi boots? Do they fit like a glove or what?